Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798  (Read 29963 times)

I don't live up in america, tha FBI can't bust a nut on me

When you aren't controlling your body, it stops all activity, including breathing and heartbeat.

The ability to change the material of any object

But it can only be flesh.

The ability to do something.

you are forced to do the one thing you hate more then anything else in the universe.

The power to do nothing.

When using the power something random happens.

The power to do everything

But you do everything at once Ex: pissing, kissing GF

The power to not have powers

By having this power you destroy this collab topic.

The power to restart a forum topic.

The topic always plays out the same no matter what.

The power to HONK!

You go deaf
you can no longer hear the voice of your loved ones

the power to MEME

You become unpure, you are forced to Self Delete.

The power of Super Farts.

They blast your star fish apart

The power to create a Sword

The sword is created, but its too sharp to hold
foolish you, forgot safety!

The ability to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the ability.

you get banned for being ambiguous

power to have a sandwich near you whenever it's needed

But the sandwich is just 2 pieces of bread, and it's mouldy, and it can sometimes go inside you.

Superpower granted.
Power to blow things up with my mind

But it blows up your mind in the process, killing you.

The Power to Spawn in Money from thin air.