The stuffty Superpower game! v321798

[the hacker]

It gets locked in the process.

The ability to open glass bottle caps.

[Ad Bot]

[WaterOre]

The glass shatters when you open it.

The ability to teleport.

[}]Crazy[{]

Only 350m from a shore.

[the hacker]

And doesn't take your clothes with you.

The ability to change the speed of time.

[*FacePalm*]

but only once, by 1 second.

the ability to change the color of something

[newspeed12]

But you may only use grayscale

The ability to make things defy gravity by snapping fingers

[TristanLuigi]

But your hands have been sawn off.

The ability to see through clothes.

[randomtroll39]

You can't see

The ability to have an ability

[Nicepoint]

The abilities you will have are useless

Ability to control everything

[Biohazard]

but you cant control your own impulses and kill yourself

the ability to change probability

[newspeed12]

but it probably wont work

the power to have no powers

[Tumbleweed]

but you have a power

power to stop and start time as you please

[the hacker]

When you stop time, you also stop yourself; and therefore can't start time again.

The ability to read text based sarcasm.

[Nicepoint]

That's REALLY effective...

Ability to control everyone who wants to tell me that my power has a problem.

[PowerDag]

That's REALLY effective...

Ability to control everyone who wants to tell me that my power has a problem.

you can only make them tell you more problems with your powers

the power to hear what is happening on the exact opposite side of the globe