My time to shine
So like I have a buddy, and he's my best friend in the entire world. He's pretty mentally healthy and by that I mean not like legit handicapped, like my other friends and exes, which I'll get to later. (whom also stuff themselves)
Over the summer, me and him were summer fun buddies. We experimented, so long story short, one day me and him were home alone, and I was fingering his ass. Not to be disgustingly detailed but I had two fingers in, all was good, everything was clean. Welp he asked for more, so I put another two in and started going at it.
And then... it happened... I never expected this
To my shock and horror there was stuff
Trickling down my arm as my friend grunted
I was like "Oh christ its a mudslide" and he whimpered "I'M SORRY I CAN'T STOP IT"
While keeping my cool (cause you know stuff happens when you're toying with someone's brown town cavity), I slowly pulled my fingers out
And then
Sploosh!
The flood of the century; what could only be described as the colorful soap in car washes but in dark earthly hues
Spewing everywhere like a busted pipe
The day we decided to not do an enema before having butt fun, he was sick with stomach problems
At this point my buddy was almost in tears and trying to hide from me, while it was still going on, mind you . It was on his legs, pants, my arm, the ground, the bed and even my face. It was on my loving face.
I was kneeling at the edge of the bed before standing up and running to the bathroom, I washed my hands along with my face and grabbed a towel and some baby wipes to clean the mess. I walked back in the room and placed the towel over the butt gravy puddle and placed my hand on his back to get his attention. He wouldn't move, and refused to talk. After about 2 minutes of silent treatment he stood up with his face loving tomato, bloody, baboon asscheeks red. He was so flustered, I was trying so hard to keep a straight face, I felt so bad for him.
I tried handing him the baby wipes and he stared at me with the most, horrifying, loving demon possessed, death glare in all of all humanity. He was panting in anger and I stepped back in fear. He snatched the baby wipes
"F-forget you, Liz! I'm going downstairs to clean MYSELF!"
And I replied with "Oh ok-"
"AND LEAVE ME ALONE"
He literally stomped on the floor like a handicap throwing a fit and bowed his head in sorrow as he turned his back and slowly walked away, doing the walk of shame, with stuff, running down his legs.
I will never be the same again
Every time I close my eyes, I see it
I feel it
stuff gravy is there