What's the most expensive thing you've stolen?

[ßlöükfáce]

20 dollar bill i think, i found it in the dryer

[Ad Bot]

[randomtroll39]

Stole 4 party poppers with my friend,we found a pack of them open and took them.

[Swat 3]

nerds candy from a camping resort store

[Lego lad]

air

[Rigel]

air

...

Who was the injured party in the matter?

[Kimon²]

one time there was a school raffle and i had a ton of tickets, but apparently we could only put one in. i put a ton in there and miraculously only one was pulled out.

won a temporary tattoo and a slinky

[Rigel]

one time there was a school raffle and i had a ton of tickets, but apparently we could only put one in. i put a ton in there and miraculously only one was pulled out.

won a temporary tattoo and a slinky

How long did the slinky last before getting tangled up?

[Biostorm]

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Who was the injured party in the matter?

humanity

[Lego lad]

humanity

^
glory to the air-stealer clan

[EnjoyedBen2002]

Not a thing

[the hacker]

I'd get banned if I followed OP directly, but I've exploited the Adobe student license to get cheaper software before.

[Compy]

two t84's and ones bricked

[Gum]

One time I stole a pen from CUNY.
That's all I remember.

[the hacker]

I remember during my dad's second wedding party, one of the gifts he got were two incredibly large briefcases. After the party was over, him and two of his friends went back into the ballroom while no one was around and ransacked it.

[Cybersix]

A jawbreaker