Author Topic: the blockland story!  (Read 43495 times)

Jerry then trips into an open manhole and splats in the sewer.

The cops fall in and also die, but Jerry takes their lives and comes back. Cops are chasing Jery when they spot Young Link

Young Link immediately implodes and everyone cheers.

The cops divert there attention to Young Link, trying to kill him. Jerry dashes down the sewer line.

The cops divert there attention to Young Link, trying to kill him. Jerry dashes down the sewer line.
He's already dead
sooooo.....
Young Link immediately implodes and everyone cheers.

Jerry runs over and steals Young Link's wallet not realizing it only has a paper with his name and password to a "happy" website.

Jerry runs over and steals Young Link's wallet not realizing it only has a paper with his name and password to a "happy" website.
He then runs into the street and gets hit by a bus driven by Molly. Jerry dies. (Molly is our new person)

Molly, being a secret goverment agent, accidently hits the "nuke england" button.

Her being in england she is nuked, somehow Karen survived and starts cabbage patching.

And then suddenly garden gnomes rise from the earth and start raping the cabbages.

rapping cabbages?
rapping made even worse.

And then suddenly garden gnomes rise from the earth and start raping the cabbages.


But then from younge links body it start puring out shin-cigarettes , then out of the sky a portal open then a war rages for seven hour between the combine and the rebels . But then the shin-cigarettes eat some pie .

Then everyone turns into snowmen. The portal turns into that angry sun from World-2 Level-3 on Super Mario Bros. 3 and begins chasing them around.

Karen melts and Cookie emerges from the ground and is angrily chased by a ghost.

And then Pac-man appeared and ate the ghost using a power pill