Quote from: Wedge on July 22, 2008, 06:58:05 PMAt least, that's what you'd expect. What happened was this:As everyone knows, when you are about to die, your life flashes before your eyes. It's basic quantum physics. Given the chance to witness his life replayed in third person, Bob suddenly realized that the passport he picked up in Venice in '86 wasn't his at all- it belonged to the woman behind him in the line. He was so surprised* that he missed the ground entirely, and was now floating about 2 feet above the ground.*He was rather distraught that he left the woman stranded in a foreign country. What he didn't know, and he was incredibly lucky, was that she was an assassin hired out to kill him. When he picked up her passport, which he had mistaken for his own, she was stopped at customs. Since she didn't have her passport on her, they ran a quick background check, found out she was wanted in several countries for suspected murder, and detained her for questioning. She was later executed somewhere in South America by a firing squad, on a completely unrelated set of charges that she was actually innocent of.Sorry to break this topic, but that was awesome :D
At least, that's what you'd expect. What happened was this:As everyone knows, when you are about to die, your life flashes before your eyes. It's basic quantum physics. Given the chance to witness his life replayed in third person, Bob suddenly realized that the passport he picked up in Venice in '86 wasn't his at all- it belonged to the woman behind him in the line. He was so surprised* that he missed the ground entirely, and was now floating about 2 feet above the ground.*He was rather distraught that he left the woman stranded in a foreign country. What he didn't know, and he was incredibly lucky, was that she was an assassin hired out to kill him. When he picked up her passport, which he had mistaken for his own, she was stopped at customs. Since she didn't have her passport on her, they ran a quick background check, found out she was wanted in several countries for suspected murder, and detained her for questioning. She was later executed somewhere in South America by a firing squad, on a completely unrelated set of charges that she was actually innocent of.
Then bumped it because it's time for a sequal.
Bill was riding his unicycle when he stumbled upon...
