Why Did NORAD Start Tracking Santa?

[SpongeCraft1212]

This is how they track Sa- WHAT THE

[Ad Bot]

[Anybody]

i think its good that someone keeps an eye on satan, that guy's up to no good

[Decepticon]

my older memories of christmas was sitting by my grandma while we watched this

surprised they're still doing it

[Nonnel]

this is so cute omg

[Lego lad]

this is so cute omg

Um how is communism cute??? That's just sick..........

[Nonnel]

Um how is communism cute??? That's just sick..........

I didn't mean the Santa part
I meant the part where they bought a new phone

[Klocko²]

he's being held captive by the NSA to help monitor everyone.

I saw that EXACT thing in a South Park episode.

[-Setro-]

hey
norad is fake shhh

[Nonnel]

I saw that EXACT thing in a South Park episode.

what a coincidence

[Torin0101]

I saw that EXACT thing in a South Park episode.

I wonder why.

[Nomel]

santa is actually a servant of stalin made to bring the idea of communism into america

[the hacker]

So other than news sites and BLF, does Furling do anything else with the internet?

[Mr Man]

Because they think Santa could be a north Korean spy bringing bombs and mind control devices to American children

[Blockzillahead]

If anything is poison in that picture, it's the coke.

oh please. everything is poison
YOU ARE POISON