Trivial things to brag about

[gr8dayseth]

oh yeah I'm double-jointed on my arms
once I showed my friends (somewhere in 5-8th grade or whatever) they made me show everyone
they all thought it was either cool or gross lol

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[Nonnel]

oh yeah well i'm 2nd best in the simpsons in minnesota this month

[Headcrab Zombie]

I have a mother loving BOTTLE OF WATER get on my level, skrub.

pfft this kid has to BUY his water

[TheScout]

ranked above #75 in total score on Rock Band 3

[Ben Grapevine]

Too many Minnesotans in this thread.

[Clix]

People tell me I dress really well.

(700th post motherforgeters)

[Headcrab Zombie]

Too many Minnesotans in this thread.

hi

[Maxwell.]

hi

what's it like being close to canada
do you ever fear a naval force will bombard you from lake superior

[Headcrab Zombie]

what's it like being close to canada
do you ever fear a naval force will bombard you from salt lake

LOL CANADA

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

what's it like being close to canada
do you ever fear a naval force will bombard you from salt lake

>Canada
>unprovoked hostilities
u wot

[Nonnel]

what's it like being close to canada
do you ever fear a naval force will bombard you from salt lake

i think you've got something wrong

[Maxwell.]

you guys may laugh now but let us see how hard you laugh when canada invades

[SeventhSandwich]

My FTC team placed third in the world championship this year.
I have above-average leg strength, and I don't even excercise (oops).
I'm good at dodging stationary objects.

what software do you use to do your CAD work?

[NML Cygni]

I have excellent memory at some times, but at others, i have absolutely the worst memory
so its 50/50 brag

[Plethora]

I can name most of the U.S. Presidents in order.