Trivial things to brag about

[BluetoothBoy]

I was freaked out to even touch the thing. It was running close to 180 amps (dc) through it. Touch a stack of pennies with that thing and they all disappear.

Dang.

If you want an exhilarating shock that won't hurt too much, open a disposable camera and grab one of the 240v capacitors on there. Fun. XD

[Ad Bot]

[Steve5451²]

Tylenol is poisonous to me. :v

I was freaked out to even touch the thing. It was running close to 180 amps (dc) through it. Touch a stack of pennies with that thing and they all disappear.

I once tried to zap a grasshopper with 120v AC. I just blew the fuses in my house and nearly blinded myself lol.

[XR-7]

Tylenol is poisonous to me. :v

I once tried to zap a grasshopper with 120v AC. I just blew the fuses in my house and nearly blinded myself lol.

You should've made a video.

[Dunstabzugshaube]

I'm super pro at nothing.

[Ladios]

I am moderately above average at cooking.

[Cortunix³]

oh yeah im good at convincing anyone. oh and lying? lying is my thing. ill lie anyday and ill be good at it. ive lied to countless people to get out of things. i dont do bad things and just lie about it later, but yknow, if i have to lie for whatever reason then i will. need me to lie to someone? ask me. ill lie to them. im a lying genius. i might be lying now, and you probably believed me until i mentioned that i may or may not be lying. im not lying, but how do you know that? if i wanted to lie i could be lying. but im not lying. its all a matter of trust. and talk about trust, im great at earning peoples trust. and im pretty trustworthy myself cause i only lie when i need to. but if i get someones trust i can find out a lot about them. im not even lying either, im a great spy. but i can defeat a spy, cause it takes a spy to defeat a spy. i know the tactics, cause im pretty clever myself. this could all be a lie if i wanted it to be, but it isnt. im not lying. but that doesnt mean you shouldnt believe anything i tell you. like i said, i only lie if the situation arises. no lie.

that wasnt a very good liei havent masturbated in 4 days, i have the stufftiest computer in this age and time (cool record i guess)

[SWAT One]

I am no gymnist or anything but I have a surprisingly acute sense of weight and balance, coupled with hearing and eyesight.  Like if I touch and object, or hear it resonate from being hit with something, I can accurately guess the amount of force I will need to apply on it to lift it while blindfolded.  If I am running through a crowd, I don't get blindsided because I can hear how sound bounces around in the crowd, and when a gap in front of me is about to move, close, etc.

[AfterShock]

Lead Annoying Orangeet player. Placed 6th out 40 kids in q serious audition with 2 days of practicing, you were supposed to be practicing it from May to November.
Last year I forgot to audition for the jazz band
band. Me director just put me in 1st chair anyway. Any Annoying Orangeet solo automatically goes to me, no audition or talking about it amongst ourselves.

Its really cheap and unfair for others. But yeah, there's my epeen showing.

[Steve5451²]

You should've made a video.

All you'd see is dark lighting, a big white light, and then dark again while I stumbled outside and found the fusebox.
I don't think the bug got zapped though. My guess is that it arced before even getting to the bug.

[SBG]

I might one day know where I am.

[the hacker]

I own all four 6th generation consoles: PS2, GameCube, Xbox, and Dreamcast.

[SgtDaemon]

I'm a surprisingly good sniper in TF2 when I get my sensitivity right

too bad I don't play anymore

[Alkatjo]

Lead Annoying Orangeet player. Placed 6th out 40 kids in q serious audition with 2 days of practicing, you were supposed to be practicing it from May to November.
Last year I forgot to audition for the jazz band
band. Me director just put me in 1st chair anyway. Any Annoying Orangeet solo automatically goes to me, no audition or talking about it amongst ourselves.

Its really cheap and unfair for others. But yeah, there's my epeen showing.

Annoying Orangeets master race, I actually made 1st 3rd for allstate regionals last year and I still got the solo because this ginger bitch couldn't play an F#

[Tokerovin]

I met Jesus one time.

Aliens too.

And Obama.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

I met Jesus one time.

Aliens too.

And Obama.

sir were you under the influence of weed