What is the creepiest/weirdest/awkwardest thing someone has ever said to you

[Captian Blubberman]

HOLY stuff

For me one of my good friends told me "If you ever want to suck a richard, I'll be there" and once I told him to eat a richard jokingly and he told me "Well pull your pants down then"

His name was Adam.

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[Malin Prosper]

what the forget

[XR-7]

A girl who I later discovered was lesbian kept calling me cute and trying to dig into my personal life.

I was mildly interested (maybe more than mildly) at the time, but when she made her "coming out" post on Facebook last month, I didn't know what to think.

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[Ms. Terra]

i would find chatlogs of the said user i mentioned in op, but steam doesn't keep chat logs for some loving reason

[ThatRandomGuy]

Random person: "Hey man, You got that Crack Cocaine?"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Random person: "Oh stuff! -runs-"

[WaterOre]

wat
I can't remember anything explicitly creepy said to me but I used to be a complete cretin and possibly still am

my greatest hit was when I tried to tell the girl I liked that I liked her hair, but I whispered it in a horrible quasi-pubescent voice quietly in her ear

we've hardly talked in over 6 months and it hurts to think about her for too long :)

[Wohoyaa!]

Erm, a girl told me she loved me and I laughed out loud, I feel bad every time I think of it lol

snip of creepy

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LUvnzylaPqE

[Halinic]

The most akward thing was when I confessed to a girl I like but states im not into guys...

[Electrk.]

he was joking but still

[nickpb1]

Is awkwardest a word?  I feel like it could be but shouldnt be one....
Also someone told me they wanted to forget my dog once..  that was wee bit bizarre

[duckman1229]

holy stuff a real dragon. You missed your chance :\

[Snaked_Snake]

"When you're olser, we're gonna get married!"

 Courtsey of some stalker from roblox about 3-4 years ago.

[Destroyer]

This wasn't directed to me, but it was something I heard at the fire station that came over the radio.

I guess the wife of some overweight guy called 911 because her husband got stuck on the toilet. She requested EMS show up to 'clean up her husband and take him to bed.'

Apparently you call 911 to get your ass wiped now.

[Silleb²]

When I was 13 someone asked me if I was 20, until she heard my voice