No no no, QUickdraw instead of thta!
Player attempts to quickdraw a
BALDR! Result: Failure! Target is more skilled than the player!
HeadCanon: I'm quicker on the draw than you are, boy. My Firearms skill is higher than yours, so get dominated!
MINI-BOSS APPROACHING: HeadCannonBattle Music: Deus Ex Battery Park Combat
HeadCanon shoots
Pokoinik in the arm for 50 damage, crippling him!
HeadCanon is reloading the .880 Rifle!
toss them a PlayBlock, then slaughter them while they're preoccupied
The Landscaper Outcasts are momentarily distracted! Now's the time to act!
Player whips out the RYNO V and fires a burst of rockets!
HeadCannon is hit for 30 damage, breaking his Landscaper Armor!
The Guardian Angel is randomly summoned!
The Redshirt Swarm is randomly triggered!Guardian Angel opens fire with his hand cannon, striking Phil in the leg and BedRoomReturns in the weapon!
Redshirt 1 fires a Long Burst from his X-COM Rifle, but misses every single shot at point blank range!
Redshirt 2 fires a Long Burst from her X-COM Rifle, but misses every single shot and kills
Redshirt 1 by accident!
Redshirts 3 to 20 all panic, screaming wildly and firing guns randomly!
AllahAckbar is hit!
Charlie sprays his LMG at the Landscapers, suppressing them!
Buddy the Dog runs up to BedroomReturns and bites off his left arm!
Pokoinik attempts to fire his
Vintar BC, but suffers a critical failure! His gun explodes into pieces, the fragments hitting him in the face for 10 damage!
Protile fires the Dinner Blaster, hitting
MOAR_DAKKA for 30 damage!
JewBot fires the MAS Heavy RL at
HeadCannon, but misses!
RECALIBRATING AIMBOT.Blockhead801245 shoots
HeadCannon for 5 damage!
Headcannon: We're being suppressed! Focus your fire on the Ghost member!
HeadCannon takes the PlayBlock Magazine and immediately burns it!
BedroomReturns attempts to fire the RYNO V, but it jams in his hand!
AllahAckbar uses Deadly Lunge to get right infront of your face! He whips out the BoomBelt and prepares to Self Delete bomb the entire party!
Phil shoots
Charlie in the leg, stunning him and breaking the suppressive fire!
MOAR_DAKKA fires the Kaje Minigun, scoring a critical hit on
JewBot!
WARNING: AllahAckbar is one turn away from Self Delete bombing the party and killing you all.- Whip out the Boombox or Vuvuzela
- Roll the dice
- Whip out the Golden Gun
- Whip out the One Shot Pistol
- Shine a flashlight in the eyes of the Landscapers and blind them
- Tranquilize the Landscapers
- Use the Airstrike Beacon
- Other: _____________
Landscaper Outcasts (HOSTILE!)HeadCannon(BOSS) armed with
.880 Rifle 65/70 HP
[Firearms]MASTER [Medic]Skilled [Quickdraw Pro] [Last Chance] [Earplugs]BedroomReturns armed with
RYNO V(Damaged) 9/10 HP and
Landscaper Assault Armor 35/40 HP [LEFT ARM CRIPPLED] [BLEEDING][Explosives]Advanced [Earplugs]AllahAckbar armed with
Boom Belt 1/1 HP and
Self Delete Vest 30/50 HP[Close Combat]Trained [Deadly Lunge]Phil armed with
Tier Tactical Assault Rifle 10/10 HP and
Light Landscaper Armor 10/25 HP[Firearms]Proficent [Agility]MOAR_DAKKA armed with
Kaje's Minigun 10/10 HP and
Bomb Disposal Suit 30/60 HP[Firearms]Expert [Suppressive Fire] [Faster reloading]
CompanionsBlockhead801245 armed with
Heedicalking's Tsunami[/b] 19/25 HP
Landscaper Armor 30/30 HP1)Faec Pwner 9000 (2)Mini-Nuke (3)Old School Rifle (4)
Cable's Sharpened T+T Combat Knife (5) Ladios Armory Beam Rifle (6) Empty Slot
[Firearms]Professional [Throwing]Trained [Social Skills]Trained [Medic]Proficent [Close Combat]SkilledJewBot armed with
Cable's Revolver 20/40 HP
1) KZR Destructo Cannon (2) MAS Heavy RL (3)Sticky Grenade & Normal Grenade (4)
Cable's Rainbow Sword (5)Anti Renderman Rifle (6) Empty Slot
[Engineer]Proficent [Firearms]Advanced [Close Combat]ProficentProtile armed with
Dinner Blaster 25/25 HP
1)Old School Rifle (2)Guns Trikimbo (3)Kaje's Minigun (4) Empty Slot
[Firearms]Trained [Explosives]TrainedBuddy the Dog armed with
Teeth 50/50 HP (Cannot use weapons other than his teeth. He's a pack mule.)
1) Empty Slot (2)Empty Slot (3)Empty slot (4)Empty Slot (5)Empty Slot
[Close Combat]MasterCharlie armed with
Charlie's Custom Modified Tier Tactical LMG 32/40 HP
(1)
Charlie's Tier Tactical RPG (2)
ASKR1 "Ass Kicker" Rifle (3)
Dodgeball (4) Empty Slot
[Explosives]ProfessionalPokoinik armed with
AS-VAL 10/70 HP
WARNING: Crippled Arms1) empty slot (2)Gauss Rifle
Your StatsHealth: 40/40 HP
Armor: Secret Service Armor 30/30 HP
Karma: Neutral
Inventory(Certain items do not use slots.)1)Airstrike Beacon & Artillery Beacon (Two items in one slot)
2)BALDR 50/50 rounds, 3 mags left
3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 2/3 rounds, 2 mags left
4)RYNO V 76/100 rockets
5)Megaphone Vuvuzela (Vuvuzela that is 2x as loud and powerful)
6)Bandit Radio BoomBox (Area of effect sound attack, earplugs provide immunity)
7)Default Gun 12/12 rounds (Unlimited ammo, still needs to reload, magazine size can be upgraded)
8)
Golden Gun (One time use pistol that can one-hit kill anything)
9)Empty Slot
Cocaine
Flashlight
Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
PlayBlock Magazine x4 (Distraction tool)
Version 21 Postcard
Medkit x2
One-Shot Pistol (Disposable pistol that packs a huge punch)
Golden pair of dice! (Mostly counteracts the effects of Jinxed for your party. Critical failures still happen, but not excessively.)
Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
Earplugs (Immunity to sound attacks)
Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
[Firearms]Skilled Gunning people down.
[Close Combat]Trained CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.
[Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.
[Throwing]Untrained Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc
[Explosives]Trained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.
[Social Skills]Proficent Talking to people and not being antisocial.
[Medic]Skilled Heal people more effectively.
[Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.
Perks
Guardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special .454 Mystery Handcannon.
Healthy(+10 HP)
Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. Running out of health will give you a second chance.)
Override Frequency JewBot's Companion Perk (Certain robots stay neutral unless attacked or you get too close.)
Roll The Dice (Roll a dice and trigger random things)
Redshirt Swarm (Randomly summon redshirts during combat. They rely on quantity rather than quality.)
Jinxed Buddy the Dog's companion perk (Everyone suffers critical failures more often! This can be a double edged sword....)
Poll