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Author Topic: V21:Left Behind S1 (ENDING: The Death Of Blockland)  (Read 67147 times)

throw playblock magazine out window/door
everyone in convoy should follow suit and peace will be restored

    throw playblock magazine out window/door
    everyone in convoy should follow suit and peace will be restored

    You toss the PlayBlock Magazine out the window, and everyone in the convoy jumps out. The redshirts also stop pushing, and fight over who gets to see some 1x1 rounds.

    In the middle of the fight, some idiot tosses a grenade and everyone is killed.



    Hours later, the convoy finally arrives in Version 21. You can't wait to see the shaders and all the cool stuff the Postcard promised you.

    Quote from: POSTCARD


    Wish you were here!

    *Disclaimer and mandatory fine print: Nobody hosts these kinds of servers anymore.



    Wait a minute, something is wrong. Where the hell are the shadows and shaders? The above image is what the world SHOULD look like.



    After a quick online search, you discover that your stuffty intel processor can't handle shaders.

      (MULTIPLE OPTIONS)
      • Stop using a toaster and buy a better PC that can run shadows/shaders
      • Look for JewBot's creator
      • The Landscaper Outcasts are obviously plotting something, so let's go interrogate one of them
      • Mass RDM the townspeople
      • Beg for Free Admin
      • Other: _____________


      Companions
      Blockhead801245 20/25 HP
      1)Faec Pwner 9000 (2)Mini-Nuke (3)Heedicalking's Tsunami (4)Cable's Sharpened T+T Combat Knife (5) Ladios Armory Beam Rifle (6)Old School Rifle (7) Empty Slot
      [Firearms]Professional [Throwing]Trained [Social Skills]Trained [Medic]Proficent [Close Combat]Skilled

      JewBot  10/40 HP
      1)Cable's Revolver (2)MAS Heavy RL (3)Sticky Grenade (4)Cable's Rainbow Sword (5)Anti Renderman Rifle (6)KZR Destructo Cannon (7) Empty Slot
      [Engineer]Proficent [Firearms]Advanced [Close Combat]Proficent

      Protile 1/25 HP
      1)Dinner Blaster (2)Guns Trikimbo (3)Kaje's Minigun (4)Old School Rifle (5) Empty Slot
      [Firearms]Trained [Explosives]Trained

      Buddy the Dog 13/50 HP (Cannot use weapons other than his teeth. He's a pack mule.)
      1)Empty Slot (2)Empty Slot (3)Empty slot (4)Empty Slot (5)Empty Slot
      [Close Combat]Master

      Charlie 30/40 HP
      (1)Charlie's Custom Modified Tier Tactical LMG (2)ASKR1 "Ass Kicker" Rifle (3)Dodgeball (4)Charlie's Tier Tactical RPG (5)Empty
      [Explosives]Professional

      Pokoinik 10/70 HP
      1)AS-VAL (2)Gauss Rifle (3)Empty

      Dr. Krieger 9/10 HP
      1) Dart Gun (2) Empty Slot
      [Medic]Expert

      Your Stats
      Health: 35/40 HP Armor: Secret Service Armor 15/30 HP Karma: Good

      Inventory(Certain items do not use slots.)
      1)Artillery Beacon
      2)BALDR 35/50 rounds, 3 mags left
      3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 2/3 rounds, 2 mags left
      4)RYNO V 76/100 rockets
      5)Megaphone Vuvuzela (Vuvuzela that is 2x as loud and powerful)
      6)Bandit Radio BoomBox (Area of effect sound attack, earplugs provide immunity)
      7)Default Gun 12/12 rounds (Unlimited ammo, still needs to reload, magazine size can be upgraded)
      8)Golden Gun (One time use pistol that can one-hit kill anything)
      9)Empty Slot

      Cocaine
      Flashlight
      Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
      PlayBlock Magazine x4 (Distraction tool)
      Version 21 Postcard
      Medkit x2
      One-Shot Pistol (Disposable pistol that packs a huge punch)
      Golden pair of dice! (Mostly counteracts the effects of Jinxed for your party. Critical failures still happen, but not excessively.)
      Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
      Earplugs (Immunity to sound attacks)

      Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
      [Firearms]Skilled Gunning people down.
      [Close Combat]Skilled CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.
      [Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.
      [Throwing]Untrained Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc
      [Explosives]Trained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.
      [Social Skills]Proficent Talking to people and not being antisocial.
      [Medic]Skilled Heal people more effectively.
      [Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.


      Perks
      Guardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special .454 Mystery Handcannon.
      Healthy(+10 HP)
      Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. Running out of health will give you a second chance.)
      Override Frequency JewBot's Companion Perk (Certain robots stay neutral unless attacked or you get too close.)
      Roll The Dice (COOLDOWN) (Roll a dice and trigger random things)
      Redshirt Swarm (COOLDOWN) (Randomly summon redshirts during combat. They rely on quantity rather than quality.)
      Jinxed Buddy the Dog's companion perk (Everyone suffers critical failures more often! This can be a double edged sword....)
      [/list][/list]
      « Last Edit: March 19, 2015, 09:27:54 PM by tber123 »

      run through town repeating "admin pls"

      jewbot creator and then landscaper outcasts

      punch one of the windows the forget out

      also/or try to place a brick and spawn a car. then drive around the entire city honking like stuff
      « Last Edit: March 20, 2015, 07:36:29 AM by Cybertails1998 »

      but first buy a better pc; then do everything else

        but first buy a better pc; then do everything else



        Holy stuff, these GRAPHICS!

        drive around the entire city honking like stuff

        You hijack the nearby Jeep.



        run through town repeating "admin pls"

        You drive through the entire town honking and begging for admin, until finally an Admin answers your calls.



        "If I give you admin for 3 minutes, will you shut up and stop spamming the chat?"

        Yes.

        jewbot creator and then landscaper outcasts



        You spend two minutes running over to where JewBot's creator is.

        (Some Neo-national socialist starfish) What the hell are you doing in my palace? Is that you, JewBot? I've been looking for you, you know. I need to test these new gas grenades I just downloaded from the forums.

        YOU MUST KILL MY CREATOR, MASTER. HE IS GOING TO HALOCAUST ME.

        Wait. First thing: Why did you even create JewBot in the first place?

        Because he's a Jew, thats why! AHAHAHAHA!



        Current location: The top of the tower
        TIP:The windows are fragile.

        • [Law and Order]Banhammer time
        • [Defenestration]Throw him out the window
        • [Extreme Melee Revenge]Let JewBot deal with him
        • [No kill like Overkill]Everyone in your party opens fire on him at once
        • [Accidents Happen]Overdose him on Coccaine
        • [Intimidate]Show him the Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card.
        • [Your Head Asplode]Explode his eardrums with the Vuvuzela or BoomBox
        • [Up Close and Personal]Shove a gun in his mouth and open fire.
        • Other: ______________


        Companions
        Blockhead801245 20/25 HP
        1)Faec Pwner 9000 (2)Mini-Nuke (3)Heedicalking's Tsunami (4)Cable's Sharpened T+T Combat Knife (5) Ladios Armory Beam Rifle (6)Old School Rifle (7) Empty Slot
        [Firearms]Professional [Throwing]Trained [Social Skills]Trained [Medic]Proficent [Close Combat]Skilled

        JewBot  10/40 HP
        1)Cable's Revolver (2)MAS Heavy RL (3)Sticky Grenade (4)Cable's Rainbow Sword (5)Anti Renderman Rifle (6)KZR Destructo Cannon (7) Empty Slot
        [Engineer]Proficent [Firearms]Advanced [Close Combat]Proficent

        Protile 1/25 HP
        1)Dinner Blaster (2)Guns Trikimbo (3)Kaje's Minigun (4)Old School Rifle (5) Empty Slot
        [Firearms]Trained [Explosives]Trained

        Buddy the Dog 13/50 HP (Cannot use weapons other than his teeth. He's a pack mule.)
        1)Empty Slot (2)Empty Slot (3)Empty slot (4)Empty Slot (5)Empty Slot
        [Close Combat]Master

        Charlie 30/40 HP
        (1)Charlie's Custom Modified Tier Tactical LMG (2)ASKR1 "Ass Kicker" Rifle (3)Dodgeball (4)Charlie's Tier Tactical RPG (5)Empty
        [Explosives]Professional

        Pokoinik 10/70 HP
        1)AS-VAL (2)Gauss Rifle (3)Empty

        Dr. Krieger 9/10 HP
        1) Dart Gun (2) Empty Slot
        [Medic]Expert

        Your Stats
        Health: 35/40 HP Armor: Secret Service Armor 15/30 HP Karma: Good
        [TEMPORARY ADMIN](One minute left)

        Inventory(Certain items do not use slots.)
        1)Artillery Beacon
        2)BALDR 35/50 rounds, 3 mags left
        3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 2/3 rounds, 2 mags left
        4)RYNO V 76/100 rockets
        5)Megaphone Vuvuzela (Vuvuzela that is 2x as loud and powerful)
        6)Bandit Radio BoomBox (Area of effect sound attack, earplugs provide immunity)
        7)Default Gun 12/12 rounds (Unlimited ammo, still needs to reload, magazine size can be upgraded)
        8)Golden Gun (One time use pistol that can one-hit kill anything)
        9)Empty Slot

        Cocaine
        Flashlight
        Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
        PlayBlock Magazine x4 (Distraction tool)
        Version 21 Postcard
        Medkit x2
        One-Shot Pistol (Disposable pistol that packs a huge punch)
        Golden pair of dice! (Mostly counteracts the effects of Jinxed for your party. Critical failures still happen, but not excessively.)
        Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
        Earplugs (Immunity to sound attacks)

        Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
        [Firearms]Skilled Gunning people down.
        [Close Combat]Skilled CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.
        [Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.
        [Throwing]Untrained Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc
        [Explosives]Trained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.
        [Social Skills]Proficent Talking to people and not being antisocial.
        [Medic]Skilled Heal people more effectively.
        [Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.


        Perks
        Guardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special .454 Mystery Handcannon.
        Healthy(+10 HP)
        Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. Running out of health will give you a second chance.)
        Override Frequency JewBot's Companion Perk (Certain robots stay neutral unless attacked or you get too close.)
        Roll The Dice (COOLDOWN) (Roll a dice and trigger random things)
        Redshirt Swarm (COOLDOWN) (Randomly summon redshirts during combat. They rely on quantity rather than quality.)
        Jinxed Buddy the Dog's companion perk (Everyone suffers critical failures more often! This can be a double edged sword....)
        [/list][/list]
        [/quote]
        « Last Edit: March 20, 2015, 11:39:08 PM by tber123 »

        use engineering skills to attatch cable's rainbow sword to jewbot and have jewbot stab creator with the unicorn rainbow sword horn thing

        no mang we need to prove to the admin that we are capable of having admin so we get perma-admin
        kick for reason: Racism national socialist and rude

        forget his knees up, give jewbot a weapon and forget off

        forget his knees up, give jewbot a weapon and throw his creator out of the window and then forget off

        no mang we need to prove to the admin that we are capable of having admin so we get perma-admin
        kick for reason: Racism national socialist and rude

          use engineering skills to attatch cable's rainbow sword to jewbot and have jewbot stab creator with the unicorn rainbow sword horn thing
          forget his knees up, give jewbot a weapon and forget off



          Player kicksSome Neo-national socialist starfish in the kneecaps for 12 damage, crippling him!

          W-What are you doing, you goddamn Jew? You can't hurt a member of the pure master rac--

          [Engineer]You are now a unicorn, JewBot. Skewer your creator.

          *STAB*

          JewBot stabs Some Neo national socialist starfish in the eyes for 72 damage.

          N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!

          BEEP BOOP TAKE THE PAIN, YOU MOTHER...... forgetER.

          Throw his creator out the window

          JewBot slits Some Neo national socialist starfish's throat with a sword for 50 damage!
          Some Neo-national socialist starfish takes 15 damage from the bleeding and is now FATALLY WOUNDED!
          *Gurgle* *Gurgle* *Gurgle*
          JEWBOT IS SATISFIED AT THE BLOOD SPILLING OUT OF HIS CREATOR'S THROAT. THE CREATOR IS GURGLING AS HIS LIFE SLOWLY EBBS AWAY.



          Player kicks Some Neo-national socialist starfish out of the window.



          Some Neo-national socialist starfish quickly equips Pills and heals himself, curing the fatal wound and undoing his slit throat and gouged out eyeballs!

          JEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWBOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOT!



          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAH!



          His creator lands splat on the ground.



          no mang we need to prove to the admin that we are capable of having admin so we get perma-admin

          Player has banned Some Neo national socialist starfish for -1 minutes.
          Player has been de-admined(Time expired).


          Can't let you keep the admin, sorry. The Host told me not to give admin to randoms anymore.

          jewbot creator and then landscaper outcasts



          The Landscaper Outcasts are probably going to kill Badspot and take over Blockland, which you've heard previously.



          But where will you find them in Version 21? The center of the city?



          The docks or the nearby island?



          Or the airport and industrial area?

          • Search area: center of the city
          • Search area: Docks and nearby island
          • Search area: Industrial area and Airport
          • Put up a help wanted ad and request for a Landscaper to come to you
          • Go to the Blockland Forums and set up a meeting with a Landscaper
          • Other: ______________


          Companions
          Blockhead801245 20/25 HP
          1)Faec Pwner 9000 (2)Mini-Nuke (3)Heedicalking's Tsunami (4)Cable's Sharpened T+T Combat Knife (5) Ladios Armory Beam Rifle (6)Old School Rifle (7) Empty Slot
          [Firearms]Professional [Throwing]Trained [Social Skills]Trained [Medic]Proficent [Close Combat]Skilled

          JewBot  10/40 HP
          1)Cable's Revolver (2)MAS Heavy RL (3)Sticky Grenade (4)Cable's Rainbow Sword (5)Anti Renderman Rifle (6)KZR Destructo Cannon (7) Empty Slot
          [Engineer]Proficent [Firearms]Advanced [Close Combat]Proficent

          Protile 1/25 HP
          1)Dinner Blaster (2)Guns Trikimbo (3)Kaje's Minigun (4)Old School Rifle (5) Empty Slot
          [Firearms]Trained [Explosives]Trained

          Buddy the Dog 13/50 HP (Cannot use weapons other than his teeth. He's a pack mule.)
          1)Empty Slot (2)Empty Slot (3)Empty slot (4)Empty Slot (5)Empty Slot
          [Close Combat]Master

          Charlie 30/40 HP
          (1)Charlie's Custom Modified Tier Tactical LMG (2)ASKR1 "Ass Kicker" Rifle (3)Dodgeball (4)Charlie's Tier Tactical RPG (5)Empty
          [Explosives]Professional

          Pokoinik 10/70 HP
          1)AS-VAL (2)Gauss Rifle (3)Empty

          Dr. Krieger 9/10 HP
          1) Dart Gun (2) Empty Slot
          [Medic]Expert

          Your Stats
          Health: 35/40 HP Armor: Secret Service Armor 15/30 HP Karma: Good

          Inventory(Certain items do not use slots.)
          1)Artillery Beacon
          2)BALDR 35/50 rounds, 3 mags left
          3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 2/3 rounds, 2 mags left
          4)RYNO V 76/100 rockets
          5)Megaphone Vuvuzela (Vuvuzela that is 2x as loud and powerful)
          6)Bandit Radio BoomBox (Area of effect sound attack, earplugs provide immunity)
          7)Default Gun 12/12 rounds (Unlimited ammo, still needs to reload, magazine size can be upgraded)
          8)Golden Gun (One time use pistol that can one-hit kill anything)
          9)Empty Slot

          Cocaine
          Flashlight
          Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
          PlayBlock Magazine x4 (Distraction tool)
          Version 21 Postcard
          Medkit x2
          One-Shot Pistol (Disposable pistol that packs a huge punch)
          Golden pair of dice! (Mostly counteracts the effects of Jinxed for your party. Critical failures still happen, but not excessively.)
          Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
          Earplugs (Immunity to sound attacks)

          Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
          [Firearms]Skilled Gunning people down.
          [Close Combat]Skilled CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.
          [Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.
          [Throwing]Untrained Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc
          [Explosives]Trained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.
          [Social Skills]Proficent Talking to people and not being antisocial.
          [Medic]Skilled Heal people more effectively.
          [Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.


          Perks
          Guardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special .454 Mystery Handcannon.
          Healthy(+10 HP)
          Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. Running out of health will give you a second chance.)
          Override Frequency JewBot's Companion Perk (Certain robots stay neutral unless attacked or you get too close.)
          Roll The Dice (COOLDOWN) (Roll a dice and trigger random things)
          Redshirt Swarm (COOLDOWN) (Randomly summon redshirts during combat. They rely on quantity rather than quality.)
          Jinxed Buddy the Dog's companion perk (Everyone suffers critical failures more often! This can be a double edged sword....)
          [/list][/list]

          [/quote]

          go to bl forums and drama the landscaper outcasts, which should bring some people to you

          go to bl forums and drama the landscaper outcasts, which should bring some people to you