go to bl forums and drama the landscaper outcasts, which should bring some people to you
Some Landscapers come over for revenge.
MESSAGE RECIEVED......
What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Version 16, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Kalph-Qaeida, and I have over 1337 confirmed kills. I am trained in noscoper warfare and I’m the top sniper in Blockland. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will spawnkill you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this game, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with dramaing me on the BLF? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fellow Landscapers across the Master Server and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the stuffstorm, friend. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your BL ID. You’re loving dead, newbie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 21 different ways, and that’s just with my Mini-Nuke. Not only am I extensively trained in killing with building tools, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the RTB Archive and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the server, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” drama was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn noob. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
Cpt. Badass fires a shot from long range, but it misses
Charlie.
Cpt. Badass fires again at
Buddy the Dog and suffers a critical failure once he misses. His gun jams.
Cpt. Badass is reloading!
Cpt. Badass is sniping you from somewhere in the distance, but he needs a spotter in order to target and track you. Take out the spotter and his range is reduced.
- Use Pokoinik as bait. When he gets shot, you'll be able to see where the bullet is coming from.
- Get down
- Call the Admin and use him as a meatshield. Hopefully he'll get pissed off at the Landscapers
- Throw a PlayBlock magazine
- Fake surrender
- Use Coccaine
- Sniper Duel
- Other: ___________
Cpt. Badass 50/50 HP
Camouflage Armor 10/10 HP (CANNOT BE TARGETED, LOCATION UNKNOWN)(1) Kaje's Sniper Rifle (2) Kaje's Minigun (3)Artillery Beacon (4)Dead Ringer (5)Rocket Jumper (6) Pills x5
[Firearms]MASTER [Medic]Expert[Enhanced Reflexes] [Blockland Veteran since V8]Waldo 30/30 HP
Civilian Disguise 1/1 HP (LOCATION UNKNOWN, ACTING AS A SPOTTER FOR CPT. BADASS)(1)Binoculars (2)Radio (3)Soviet Special S4M Pistol
CompanionsBlockhead801245 20/25 HP
1)Faec Pwner 9000 (2)Mini-Nuke (3)
Heedicalking's Tsunami (4)
Cable's Sharpened T+T Combat Knife (5) Ladios Armory Beam Rifle (6)Old School Rifle (7) Empty Slot
[Firearms]Professional [Throwing]Trained [Social Skills]Trained [Medic]Proficent [Close Combat]SkilledJewBot 10/40 HP
1)
Cable's Revolver (2)MAS Heavy RL (3)Sticky Grenade (4)
Cable's Rainbow Sword (5)Anti Renderman Rifle (6)KZR Destructo Cannon (7) Empty Slot
[Engineer]Proficent [Firearms]Advanced [Close Combat]ProficentProtile 1/25 HP
1)Dinner Blaster (2)Guns Trikimbo (3)Kaje's Minigun (4)Old School Rifle (5) Empty Slot
[Firearms]Trained [Explosives]TrainedBuddy the Dog 13/50 HP (Cannot use weapons other than his teeth. He's a pack mule.)
1)Empty Slot (2)Empty Slot (3)Empty slot (4)Empty Slot (5)Empty Slot
[Close Combat]MasterCharlie 30/40 HP
(1)
Charlie's Custom Modified Tier Tactical LMG (2)
ASKR1 "Ass Kicker" Rifle (3)
Dodgeball (4)
Charlie's Tier Tactical RPG (5)Empty
[Explosives]ProfessionalPokoinik 10/70 HP
1)AS-VAL (2)Gauss Rifle (3)Empty
Dr. Krieger 9/10 HP
1) Dart Gun (2) Empty Slot
[Medic]Expert
Your StatsHealth: 35/40 HP
Armor: Secret Service Armor 15/30 HP
Karma: Good
Inventory(Certain items do not use slots.)1)Artillery Beacon
2)BALDR 35/50 rounds, 3 mags left
3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 2/3 rounds, 2 mags left
4)RYNO V 76/100 rockets
5)Megaphone Vuvuzela (Vuvuzela that is 2x as loud and powerful)
6)Bandit Radio BoomBox (Area of effect sound attack, earplugs provide immunity)
7)Default Gun 12/12 rounds (Unlimited ammo, still needs to reload, magazine size can be upgraded)
8)
Golden Gun (One time use pistol that can one-hit kill anything)
9)Empty Slot
Cocaine
Flashlight
Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
PlayBlock Magazine x4 (Distraction tool)
Version 21 Postcard
Medkit x2
One-Shot Pistol (Disposable pistol that packs a huge punch)
Golden pair of dice! (Mostly counteracts the effects of Jinxed for your party. Critical failures still happen, but not excessively.)
Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
Earplugs (Immunity to sound attacks)
Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
[Firearms]Skilled Gunning people down.
[Close Combat]Skilled CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.
[Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.
[Throwing]Untrained Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc
[Explosives]Trained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.
[Social Skills]Proficent Talking to people and not being antisocial.
[Medic]Skilled Heal people more effectively.
[Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.
Perks
Guardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special .454 Mystery Handcannon.
Healthy(+10 HP)
Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. Running out of health will give you a second chance.)
Override Frequency JewBot's Companion Perk (Certain robots stay neutral unless attacked or you get too close.)
Roll The Dice (COOLDOWN) (Roll a dice and trigger random things)
Redshirt Swarm (COOLDOWN) (Randomly summon redshirts during combat. They rely on quantity rather than quality.)
Jinxed Buddy the Dog's companion perk (Everyone suffers critical failures more often! This can be a double edged sword....)
Poll