Merasmus the Wizard

[Niff]

You get some blue nachos covered in some kind of red cream

I wish for you to answer this question, if x+y=z, what is z?

[Ad Bot]

[BluetoothBoy]

You get z=x+y.

I wish for more cowbell.

[ThatRandomGuy]

You get a Will Ferrel/Cowbell combo species that is horribly disfigured.

I wish for some more Gum...

[Sp00n.exe]

You get an eraser

I wish for badspot to be cool

[Refticus]

you realise he already is.

i wish for rof hsiw i

[Tokerovin]

You get a mirror.

I wish for ALL THE THINGS!

[Pecon]

You get a mirror.

I wish for ALL THE THINGS!

You're crushed by the weight of everything.

I wish for cake.

[Juncoph]

The cake is full of mercenaries from the other team.

I wish for Space Jesus.

[Refticus]

you get considered a blasphemer to the spess jesus religion that they bash you with the bible untill you get bran demege.

i wish for a bike horn

[Legodude77]

You get a silent bike horn.

I wish for a ship.

[ThatRandomGuy]

You get a Penile shaped ship that shoots "Water" at you

I wish for Merasmus to stop loving up so much.

[Zack]

Granted. All wishes from now on unless someone changes it back will be extremely literal.

I wish for some glue.

[Pecon]

You are now stuck in glue.

I wish for catnip.

[Ipquarx]

Merasmus silently wonders if you actually have a cat, then gives you exactly 1 milligram of catnip.

I wish for exactly 10,000 real US dollars.

[ThatRandomGuy]

You get Exactly 10,000 in US dollars ,But in pennies.

I wish for a Duffel Bag