Author Topic: Merasmus the Wizard  (Read 19278 times)

You get some blue nachos covered in some kind of red cream

I wish for you to answer this question, if x+y=z, what is z?

You get z=x+y.

I wish for more cowbell.

You get a Will Ferrel/Cowbell combo species that is horribly disfigured.

I wish for some more Gum...


You get an eraser

I wish for badspot to be cool

you realise he already is.

i wish for rof hsiw i

You get a mirror.

I wish for ALL THE THINGS!

You get a mirror.

I wish for ALL THE THINGS!
You're crushed by the weight of everything.

I wish for cake.

The cake is full of mercenaries from the other team.

I wish for Space Jesus.

you get considered a blasphemer to the spess jesus religion that they bash you with the bible untill you get bran demege.

i wish for a bike horn

You get a silent bike horn.

I wish for a ship.

You get a Penile shaped ship that shoots "Water" at you

I wish for Merasmus to stop loving up so much.


Granted. All wishes from now on unless someone changes it back will be extremely literal.

I wish for some glue.

You are now stuck in glue.

I wish for catnip.

Merasmus silently wonders if you actually have a cat, then gives you exactly 1 milligram of catnip.

I wish for exactly 10,000 real US dollars.

You get Exactly 10,000 in US dollars ,But in pennies.

I wish for a Duffel Bag