Merasmus the Wizard

[TheEpicRobot]

You become christian

I wish for someone else to give me wishes.

You run out of wishes.

I wish I could die.

[Ad Bot]

[NML Cygni]

You roll a dice.

I wish I could do something.

[Sp00n.exe]

You do homework for eternity

I wish to get laid

[Mrmii21]

Merasmus used telekinesis to make you lie on your back.

I wish I looked better

[Snaked_Snake]

You vision is more clear.

I want lods of emone

[Sp00n.exe]

You get it in Zimbabwean dollars

I wish for my PC to not lag so much

[Snaked_Snake]

But Merasmus misread that and thought you said "Leg"

So the computer stops working, because it can't BOOT up. ba dum tiss

I wish to be able to make any song I want to get onto the Rocksmith 2014 store.

[ThatRandomGuy]

They're all DragonForce songs. ( good luck M8 )

I wish for my guitar teacher to loving LET ME USE MY ELECTRIC GUITAR!

[Captian Blubberman]

he still doesn't let you

I wish to be the very best like no one ever was.

[Sp00n.exe]

You became the very best at not being the very best

I wish for Dayz Standalone to have planes

[Snaked_Snake]

he still doesn't let you

I wish to be the very best like no one ever was.

nonono you shoulda made it like "but it's a guitar made of electric, so you can't hold it."
Then planes crash into everyone and you can't respawn.

I wish for my Christmas avatar to upload next year.

[lilpappaknox]

Your avatar instead is cursed to never change.

I wish for the ability to change into whatever I want at my own free will.

[AutoBahn]

-godlovingdammit-
You're stuck as the first thing you change into.


I wish for infinite futbol.

[Sp00n.exe]

You get an infinite supply of American Footballs

I wish for Merasmus to nuke north korea

[Machaty]

Merasmus pukes on North Korea

I wish for a large car full of Kevlar vests