Merasmus the Wizard

[pefu19]

you get a stick in your butt

i want a stick in my butt

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

granted, but the only locations you can teleport to are anywhere in the Russian wasteland

forget

you get a slinky in there instead

I wish for less Stalin

[Zack]

Granted. You receive a jet plane that literally cannot stall.

I wish for a sword without a blade.

[Juncoph]

Granted. You receive a jet plane that literally cannot stall.

I wish for a sword without a blade.

You get a stick

I wish for less Ryuko

[dudeman162]

You get a stick

I wish for less Ryuko

Merasmus don't know who the hell that is

I wish a bitch would.

[SWAT One]

A bitch didn't.

I wish a didn't bitch.

[hodot]

the letter a has stopped complaining about its daily issues.

i wish nexus was the one with the schlongste schlong

[The_Infiltrator]

Merasmus curses you with perfect spelling for the rest of your days.

I wish for Merasmus to stop being a jerk and give the people what they want.

[Sp00n.exe]

Merasmus instead continues

I wish for there to be a decent Merp that isn't goldtits clusterforget or some unorganized stuff run by a 170k

[§am§on]

He's a decent builder, but he hates you and decides to blacklist you from all merp servers.


I wish to have a pet fez that could kill anything I command it to kill.

[AutoBahn]

You get a trilby that constantly tries to hump your head.

I wish for infinite Merasmus!

[Sp00n.exe]

You get bonus ducks

I wish for bl to port-forward properly

[SetGaming]

it takes 10 years to do so

[Ragequit]

you forgot the wish richard sneeze
i wish to never have to poop again

[Cargøn]

you only puke

i wish for unlimited doller