Merasmus the Wizard

[Ragequit]

you grow a vagina with pink pubes
i wish that this wish doesn't backfire on me

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

it doesn't, but you've used up your one wish. please pay 25 dolla for another wish.

i wish for nothing.

[Crispy_]

He does. And it was good.

I wish for my tears back

[McJob]

Badspot has announced that this forum will become a FNAF-only forum. That'll give you tears.

I wish for more loving KFC chicken in a goddam bucket in my fridge.

[Thunderstrike]

You get Chicks in your Bucket in a God Fridge

I WISH FOR AN Golden M-4 with an Golden Taurus Raging Judge.

[Redconer]

They are only props with fake gold coatings

I wish I can come up with brilliant building ideas in a snap ingame

[redoctober2009]

As you are building, you are able to come up with brilliant ideas. When you try to think of one, the sheer force of your magically-enhanced thought causes a physical anomaly which sees your spinal cord quantum-tunnel out of your body and into the next room. The vacuum force exerted by the empty space where your central nervous communication line used to be causes your spinal column to collapse, snapping your neck. You die instantly.

I wish for meta-irony to stop existing.

[Sp00n.exe]

You can only speak in meta-irony for being a complaining friend

I wish for redoctober2009 to get cancer

[§am§on]

He previously wished to have the ability to bounce any disease off of him and on to the person trying to give it to him.

I wish I was dead.

[The GI of MA]

You live

I wish for cheese

[Blocky943]

You get moldy weeks-old cheese.

I wish I could into space.

[The GI of MA]

You into ground

I want a stuffty song

[Malleo100]

You get an average song

I want a new roommate

[Lego lad]

you get me

I want want

[The GI of MA]

You get an average song

reverse psychology bitch

OT:you get need

i want a serious disease so no one will make fun of me