Author Topic: jokes you will go to hell for saying (Read 7520 times)

blockguy™ · January 10, 2015, 05:31:15 PM

i've got one

"Why do Jihadis only drink instant coffee?
Because they hate the French press"

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#Ravencroft · January 10, 2015, 05:32:46 PM

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a shovel to kill 50 flies instantly.

§am§on · January 10, 2015, 05:32:54 PM

"Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane instead."

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · January 10, 2015, 05:34:18 PM

heaven isnt real

hillkill · January 10, 2015, 05:34:36 PM

i would make a 9/11 joke, but that's just plane rude.

Lego lad · January 10, 2015, 05:34:39 PM

Quote from: Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph on January 10, 2015, 05:34:18 PM

santa isnt real

Cortunix³ · January 10, 2015, 05:35:38 PM

"For Dads there is Fathers Day,
For mothers there is Mothers Day,
For Lovers there is Valentines Day
but for Wankers there is Palm Sunday"

but why would you go to "hell" for that, sounds like a great day

TrollBoat · January 10, 2015, 05:35:57 PM

what's black on top of white - rape

what's white on top of black

..

society

Doughboy · January 10, 2015, 05:36:01 PM

nine out of eleven americans dont like flying

Jaxx · January 10, 2015, 05:38:05 PM

[anything that includes god in anything but a worshipping tone here]

Tetro Block · January 10, 2015, 05:38:19 PM

"Why didn't the man call the police?"

Because he was scared of 911!

lightbox · January 10, 2015, 05:39:01 PM

What's the difference between 7 year olds and lava lamps?

I don't have lava lamps in my basement.

ThatRandomGuy · January 10, 2015, 05:42:42 PM

"How many Feminational socialists does it take to change a light bulb?"

None! Because they can't change anything!

McJob · January 10, 2015, 05:42:51 PM

There was a blackout last night.

No wonder my TV is missing.

Sp00n.exe · January 10, 2015, 05:44:01 PM

A black woman has 9 children, and they all have the same name. How does she tell them apart?

By their last names