Author Topic: jokes you will go to hell for saying (Read 7535 times)

e-maxx · January 13, 2015, 06:41:59 PM

whats the difference between a Porsche driver and porcupine?

a porcupine has the pricks on the outside

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XR-7 · January 13, 2015, 08:07:23 PM

whats the difference between a Porsche driver and porcupine?

a porcupine has the pricks on the outside

ThatRandomGuy · January 13, 2015, 08:33:55 PM

What happened when KFC closed?

The Ferguson riots started...

Stocking · January 13, 2015, 09:00:21 PM

Wait... Aren't you female...

check ur loving privilege

Midevil Warrior · January 13, 2015, 09:05:43 PM

What do you call a mexican rolling in the sand

a churro

the hacker · January 13, 2015, 09:13:55 PM

Why do the Iowa football stadiums use fake turf?
So the cheerleaders don't graze during half-time.

Mr. Hurricane · January 13, 2015, 10:14:31 PM

There once was a homie named Brown,
Who charged an officer with a frown,
Six shots later,
He met his creator,
And his friends burnt down his town.

K1ng_0f_N0thing · January 13, 2015, 10:16:40 PM

Did you hear of that new Arabian resteraunt that just opened? Their cheesecake is the bomb!

-Fate- · January 13, 2015, 10:55:21 PM

Your moms like a brick she has 3 holes and gets laid by Mexicans hehehe

i win?!

Zanaran2 · January 14, 2015, 03:04:32 AM

When can you look at Mexicans?
Through the scope of a rifle.

the hacker · January 14, 2015, 05:02:45 AM

Why did Joss Whedon name his show Firefly?
Because actual fireflies don't live very long.

pefu19 · January 14, 2015, 08:19:46 AM

what do you call a black priest?

holy stuff!

Aidan10 · January 14, 2015, 08:47:14 AM

What are the difference between jews and autistics
They are both mistakes

ThatRandomGuy · January 14, 2015, 11:11:44 AM

What happens when A police officer gives a black man a hug?

Riots start.

Snaked_Snake · January 14, 2015, 03:54:08 PM

What are the difference between jews and autistics
They are both mistakes

OK, this one isnt funny it's just stupid.