Author Topic: jokes you will go to hell for saying  (Read 7537 times)

"Why can't orphans play baseball?"

Because they can't find home


what is a black person kicking a box doing
moving his house.


How do you start a fight in Mexico?

You roll a penny down the street.

Who's the richest man in Mexico?

The winner of the fight
funny thing is one of the richest men in the world lives in Mexico.

 Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?
 Because two Wongs don’t make a white.

What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?
Tell the black man to put the TV down and threaten to call the police.

 What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
 Their criminal record.


funny thing is one of the richest men in the world lives in Mexico.
not only that but he was born mexican, and he is like the 2nd one

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a shovel to kill 50 flies instantly.
There's probably a better way to word that so "hit an ethiopian with a shovel" is the punchline

whats the difference between a baby and a cherry pie

i wont eat a cherry pie after ive stuck my richard in it

What last went through Sarah's mind before she died ... A bullet

Where did Timothy go during the bombing ... Everywhere

hell
get it cuz hel is a jok lolo1l1!!!

whats the difference between a baby and a cherry pie

i wont eat a cherry pie after ive stuck my richard in it
Wait... Aren't you female...


Ever heard of a strap on?
But it isn't a richard? it is a plastic richard...

Wait... Aren't you female...
Females can make richard jokes too