jokes you will go to hell for saying

[§am§on]

Y'know, Mike Tyson once beat up his wife, but there's nothing funny about that............... lelelelel

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[$trinick]

What are the difference between jews and autistics
They are both mistakes

I can't describe the sensation I felt as I read this joke. It was like each part of my entire head deflated simultaneously, with my eyes leaking out of my face and my nose sagging down until I could recompose myself after reading this joke. Not only does it make absolutely no loving sense since it asks what the difference is and then the punchline is a purported similarity, but the joke was so not funny even interpreted the way it seems to be meant that I'm stunned. I'm really sorry dude but it's actually funny how not funny that joke was.

[Ipquarx]

I can't describe the sensation I felt as I read this joke. It was like each part of my entire head deflated simultaneously, with my eyes leaking out of my face and my nose sagging down until I could recompose myself after reading this joke.

http://youtu.be/sBlTUHrIonQ

[§am§on]

I can't describe the sensation I felt as I read this joke. It was like each part of my entire head deflated simultaneously, with my eyes leaking out of my face and my nose sagging down until I could recompose myself after reading this joke. Not only does it make absolutely no loving sense since it asks what the difference is and then the punchline is a purported similarity, but the joke was so not funny even interpreted the way it seems to be meant that I'm stunned. I'm really sorry dude but it's actually funny how not funny that joke was.

So what your saying is that u liked the joke?

[BlockoCrafter]

The first time I learned about Kennedy's assassination blew my mind!

[lightbox]

I had a spur of the moment joke while I was walking with my friend.

She said she was cold so I replied with "if only you were Jewish"

[§am§on]

If you caught handicapation from someone, you would understand why handi-capped people act the way they do.

[joe411]

Having to run in the Boston Marathon sure costs you an arm and a leg.

[lightbox]

4 friends wanted to go on a road trip in a 2 seated car

They were an American, an Englishman, a black man, and a jew.

How did the all fit in the car?

The jew rode in the ashtray and the black man rode in the trunk.

[dudeman162]

ITT: Jew jokes and Black jokes.

[XR-7]

4 friends wanted to go on a road trip in a 2 seated car

They were an American, an Englishman, a black man, and a jew.

How did the all fit in the car?

The jew rode in the ashtray and the black man rode in the trunk.

And the Englishman drove a separate car, used the oncoming lane, and killed all four of them.

[§am§on]

And the Englishman drove a separate car, used the oncoming lane, and killed all four of them.

He may not have killed him if he wasn't driving the unreliable XR_7

 /helltime

[XR-7]

He may not have killed him if he wasn't driving the unreliable XR_7

 /helltime

[ZombiLoin]

If you caught handicapation from someone, you would understand why handi-capped people act the way they do.

i don't get this. where's the punchline?

where's the setup?

where's the funny?

[§am§on]

i don't get this. where's the punchline?

where's the setup?

where's the funny?

I don't know. All I know is I'm now in hell.

And also it's implying that handi-caps are handicaps