There's a pig in my backyard

[Rigel]

While I was away with my friend playing paintball, they tried one last time to capture it and failed miserably. No pork for me.

[Ad Bot]

[cloudovpein]

GET THE SHOVEL

[hillkill]

find a way to sneak behind it and then slit it's throat. hang body on a rack for about a few hours. boom, great feast.

[Rigel]

find a way to sneak behind it and then slit it's throat. hang body on a rack for about a few hours. boom, great feast.

It's gone, but if it's back, I'll make sure to do that, fail horribly, and get yelled at for being a dumbass.

[hillkill]

It's gone, but if it's back, I'll make sure to do that, fail horribly, and get yelled at for being a dumbass.

make it into a truffle hunting pig if it comes back.

[Machaty]

Or just let it live
The poor bastard just wants a chance

[Nonnel]

try to catch it

[WaterOre]

Lure it and befriend it with carrots and the like

Saddle it and ride off into the sunset

[Rally]

Wtf, why would you just kill it? That's really forgetin' stupid and inconsiderate. Call animal control.

[Nonnel]

Wtf, why would you just kill it? That's really forgetin' stupid and inconsiderate. Call animal control.

pfft as if

kill it and cook it
kill the pig, slash its throat, bash 'er in

[Scaredhappyguy]

Ignore those peta-cigarettes. Eat it, and eat its internal organs (Offal).

[hillkill]

Wtf, why would you just kill it? That's really forgetin' stupid and inconsiderate. Call animal control.

humans are animals. animals hunt to feed their families and survive. you are not killing in vain, you are killing to feed.

[Hansome duded]

kill it and then call animal control

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

humans are animals. animals hunt to feed their families and survive. you are not killing in vain, you are killing to feed.

that argument holds up a lot better when OP doesn't have a package of lunchmeat in his fridge for whenever he wants it. Literally no reason to be killing his pig in particular, it wouldnt just be inhumane, it would also be dangerous af for OP or his family to try to kill a pig.

[SetGaming]

that argument holds up a lot better when OP doesn't have a package of lunchmeat in his fridge for whenever he wants it. Literally no reason to be killing his pig in particular, it wouldnt just be inhumane, it would also be dangerous af for OP or his family to try to kill a pig.

however, you got to remember that humans share food, and another human shared their food, he's just storing it

this argument makes perfect sense, you know