Besiege Alpha: Conquer the World! (Alpha .09!)

[Cybertails1998]

my tank is the tank that will blast the heavens




the game wouldn't let me have an actual tank turret, so i settled for a scarier-looking MISSLE LAUNCHER instead
there's also two guns on the turret and one in the front bit because why the forget not

though one BAD flaw with that big terrifying tank is, it can only drive in a straight line.
so i tried something different


and of course that turned into a tank too:

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[Tudoreleu]

it ALMOST works.

[Cybertails1998]

22:40 - вырвиглазный сине-зелёный дизайн:
22:40 - вырвиглазный сине-зелёный дизайн: THE forget HAMMER
22:45 - Landmineman4000: WHAT DO IT DO
22:46 - Landmineman4000: oh woops the caps
22:45 - вырвиглазный сине-зелёный дизайн: blows up
22:46 - Landmineman4000: Show the hammer loving stuff up
22:47 - вырвиглазный сине-зелёный дизайн:
22:47 - вырвиглазный сине-зелёный дизайн: very possibly the best picture i've taken yet

[*FacePalm*]

getting this game today
gonna make the iron nokana

[Tudoreleu]

this one-directional helicopter bomber has to be my favorite vehicle

[espio100]

Holy stuff this game lags when on 100% speed.
I have to scroll it down to like 25% for it to work fine.
Jezus wth?

[Cybertails1998]

turn down settings.

if you have, chances are there's too much stuff going on at once.
failing that, your computer is a toaster

[*FacePalm*]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnjxftU6r0

[espio100]

turn down settings.

if you have, chances are there's too much stuff going on at once.
failing that, your computer is a toaster

Settings are almost on minimum.
Prob too much stuff going
Pc can handle dying light.

Still, on first level and I build one huge vehicle it already goes slow.

[*FacePalm*]

so i tried something different


and of course that turned into a tank too:

i bought this game to prove you're a normie scrub

[Steve5451²]

but can you make a PLANE

[*FacePalm*]

but can you make a PLANE

maybe but i spent a while working on this tank

I PRESENT: the fcpnzr II

i modified the frame since the gif i posted about an hour ago - instead of the rigid 3 mid wheels, they have suspension and 4 of them have free wheels including the turning ones to allow for better mobility
the turret works perfectly and the flamethrower and spikes are for AP purposes (as well as blades under the tank because they got stuck under there too often)
and holy forget is it sturdy
as long as it doesnt catch on fire, this think wont forgetin die
i completed the Queen's Fodder level with only the rear half of the tank; i activated the flamethrower on the front half as a sort of MAD bonfire and completed the rest by running them over with the back half

this thing is tough as stuff, seriously

[otto-san]

i made a helicopter





this game is cool

[*FacePalm*]

so the one major flaw of the fcpnzr II was fire. it was pretty much invincible to anything but fire and snapping in half. so i fixed both of those, and now have: the fcpnzr V, probably one of the toughest loving things ever

pros: pretty much impervious to everything; sometimes the flamethrowers might fall off or the structure might snap and shift slightly but no amount of fire, arrows, cannonballs, soldiers, and wind can kill it. not even loving bombs.

cons: incredibly slow and cumbersome. it uses the same frame as the tank in my previous post; all the wood is replaced with ballast. it's so heavy that the suspension is almost null, and the wheels have to use steering blocks because they're the only things that don't catch fire. because of this, it relies more on the flamethrowers rather than running people over. the turret is okay but its a bit clumsy as well.

i'm pretty proud though, for one of my first things in this game.