Author Topic: pickup lines you'd be slapped for (Read 1933 times)

Midevil Warrior · February 04, 2015, 12:51:39 AM

are you an owl cuz i'll hoot hoot hoot your hooterz

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Dante77 · February 04, 2015, 01:34:37 AM

hey girl im a masochist ;)

Dragonslayer182 · February 04, 2015, 02:48:57 AM

BITCH GET YO FAT ASS ON MAH MUTHAFUKIN richard BEFORE I SLAP THE BLACK/WHITE OFF YO BITCH ASS, YOU MUTHAFUKIN HO

Actually I'm sure that would result in arrest or a restraining order

ABlockOfCheese · February 04, 2015, 01:12:19 PM

Quote from: The GI of MA on February 03, 2015, 11:57:48 PM

I'll start

"What's similar between this block of cheese and you?
I'm gonna grind you both"

Go!

you called?

ForgetLavender · February 04, 2015, 01:31:12 PM

I sent

to a girl just now and she went offline
basically the same thing
(she didnt actually see it but thatd ruin this post)

Flatflyer · February 04, 2015, 01:34:47 PM

"wanna twerk in front of my richard?"

the hacker · February 04, 2015, 01:55:03 PM

"I'm a masochist."

Nonnel · February 04, 2015, 01:58:43 PM

"If I knocked on your backdoor... would you let me in?"

neonfallout · February 04, 2015, 01:59:37 PM

Do you live on a farm cause you sure raised my rooster

Maxwell. · February 04, 2015, 01:59:54 PM

Quote from: Nonnel on February 04, 2015, 01:58:43 PM

"If I knocked on your backdoor... would you let me in?"

no

Slab Bulkhead · February 04, 2015, 02:02:32 PM

slap me if you want me

Nonnel · February 04, 2015, 02:04:51 PM

You know, I don't judge girls by weight.

}]Crazy[{ · February 04, 2015, 02:05:08 PM

if you were me you would go out with me.

Maxwell. · February 04, 2015, 02:05:38 PM

Quote from: Nonnel on February 04, 2015, 02:04:51 PM

You know, I don't judge girls by weight.

you should

the hacker · February 04, 2015, 02:24:43 PM

Do you know what "hirsute" means?