PUKE STORIES - the vom bomb

[XR-7]

I don't get sick because I'm a sanitary person. The last time I puked from a contagious disease was when I was 8 (10 years ago).

However, on June 10, 2013, I was in summer school. The morning went okay. I was in my ACT Prep class and my teacher wasn't there, so I had to sit in an English III class for kids who had failed it in the previous semester. I noticed that I had a painful headache, and it just kept getting worse and worse. The intensity was really increasing like no headache I had ever experienced before.

I opened my ACT book to try to read it. I realized that I could not read the words because they were so blurry. Eventually, it seemed like most of my eye surfaces had become blind spots. I could see nothing but white page with a few letters being semi-visible. I stopped looking at the book and looked forward towards the SmartBoard. My vision felt like I had ceiling fans placed over my eyes and I was trying to watch through the spinning arms. My headache was practically crippling at this point so I just laid my forehead on my arms and covered my face from the piercing lights in the classroom, hoping for sleep that refused to come.

Class was eventually over and it was time for lunch. I shuffled myself out of the classroom and had to walk next to the wall to give a reassuring feeling of a sturdy object to fall against. I had to walk literally 1/4 mile one way to the cafeteria (my art teacher measured the walk with her odometer lol) carrying my lunch bag. I sat at a table by myself. I opened my lunch bag (which my mom had prepared) to find a peanut butter sandwich, sliced turkey, and a bottle of water. The idea of eating was not amusing me, so I just slowly drank water. For the rest of lunch, I just laid my head down while blocking light again. My headache toned down a bit and I managed to make it through my mythology class.

Later that night, I felt totally fine. I ate a big supper and went to bed. I woke up while it was dark outside, and my clock was after 4am. After about 2 minutes of being awake, I began to rapidly salivate. This has happened before, and it always makes me nauseous. When this happens, I try to go somewhere where I can spit my excess saliva until it stops. I left my bedroom and went out the back door onto the patio. I just learned against the siding of the house and spit for a bit. I then started to feel a new feeling. Since I'm not used to vomiting, I have less perception of it than most people do. With no warning at all, puke just began launching from my mouth. It was all over the patio, in the grass, on my feet, and even a little bit splattered onto the house. I just stood there with my back arched and hands on my knees for a few minutes after I was done to reflect on what had just happened. I saw stomach acid and digested food all over everything.

I walked over to the water spicket on the side of the house and sprayed my feet. I then picked up a hose and connected it to the spicket. I sprayed what I could off of the house and patio. I went back into the house and called my mom on my phone, who was asleep upstairs. I told her that I wasn't going to school just to make sure I wasn't sick. The next day, I was totally fine. I cleaned the patio/yard the rest of the way and just sat in bed being lazy.

I think I just had a serious migraine at school and it made me sick that night. It was brought up at my physical later and the doctor just told me it was normal.

[Ad Bot]

[Unwritten Calender]

1.    I was at McDonalds once with my family. I had some chicken nuggets, stomach started hurting. For some reason, me and my family were just standing there in the parking lot. I just turn to my dad and throw up all over the side of his shirt. he cries

2.   I was at my mom's apartment once and I wasn't feeling good. I went to lay down and soon enough, I got up to go throw up, when I accidentally released it all way too early and I got it all over her clothes in the laundry basket. She bought me moon sand that day because of how bad she felt for me.

3.   I had a stuff ton of cinnamon waffles. Those were delicious, by the way. I began to feel sick so I lied down on the living room floor, waiting for my inevitable doom. As I felt the vomit coming, I decided to get up and run towards the sink to throw up, and I projectile'd it all the way in there. It smelled like cinnamon and boy did it look delicious.

[Xhozer]

one time i ate a cashew and threw up
the end

[XR-7]

one time i ate a cashew and threw up
the end

One time I ate cashews and was hospitalized.

[Rigel]

One time my brother woke up in the middle of the night, started running towards the bathroom, puked on the floor while running, slipped and hit his head on the door knob.

[Kiro]

I don't get sick because I'm a sanitary person.

same

Okay so this is the story of my most recent puke experience. I'll see how much I can remember.
So it happened a month ago on the last Saturday before returning to school from holiday break. All my friends were back from college for break so we were having a bit of a party. I guess the main plans for the night revolved around weed. Me and another friend have never smoked because to us it's nasty and unpleasant, so we were cooking up some edibles for the first time. Took like an hour to make em, and I ended up with a total of ten, so five for both of us. I forget exactly how much was in them, but I remember we did a stuffton of math and our calculations were correct and we were taking a normal dose - if it was normal weed...
Little did we know that the weed we got was some kind of mega breed probably laced with something forgeted up that was made in a government lab to torture prisoners.
So we each ate five of my delicious peanut butter cookies which was really stupid, but we really had no way of knowing how strong they were. (We should have started real slow)
It took about an hour for them to kick in, but when they did wakefulness was blurred with dream-state. At first it was kinda cool and I was feelin good, but after about - I would say 10 minutes but it really could have been 1 minute to an hour I have no loving clue... Anyway the good feeling didn't last long. For some reason my friends thought it would be a good idea to hang out in a cold dark basement and do nothing. As you can maybe imagine that didn't help things. I think we were down there for like 3 hours just loving around. Every ten seconds I would forget what I was doing and time would reset. So I'd be doing something and then I'd instantly forget what I was doing, or I'd come back to reality and find myself doing  something but I wouldn't know why.
The bad stuff started when my other friends realized the other friend who ate the cookies looked like death. His face was white and his eye sockets were black. I kinda freaked out and asked if I looked that way but apparently I was fine. I forget why but the other people went upstairs and left us two in the basement for a bit - I think to get my friend something to make him feel better. They were up there for like 20 seconds and suddenly my friend released what had to be two gallons of brown sludge from his mouth right onto the floor. He kept acting like he was dying so I had a sort of panic attack and just crouched over and was kinda freaking out. The friend whose house this was cleaned up his puke and we figured it was time for people to go home, but me and the other edibles victim stayed the night. I went upstairs in a spare bed and the house-friend-guy asked if I wanted a bucket in case I puked. I guess I gave him an affirmative because in the middle of the night after I'd been sleeping for a few hours, I woke up and picked up a metal bowl and spewed burning cannibutter into it. The puke was just acid mixed with some of the weed butter my body wanted nothing to do with anymore. Luckily I was too high to remember any physical pain or discomfort.
For those of you who don't know, a typical weed high lasts around 4-6 hours usually, but edibles are usually about twice as long.
I was done with this stuff after 20 minutes but fate wouldn't have it my way.
I woke up the next day and higher than I was the night before, and long story short I was literally loving blazed for three days straight.

TL;DR - edibles, not even once.
not really though, we were just not smart about em. Preparation folks. It can save you a lot of trouble.

[Ragequit]

jesus forget kiro

[Kiro]

jesus forget kiro

lol
also hey rage :S

[XR-7]

I hope I'm not the only one seeing "PUNK STORIES"

[Pie Crust]

Trust me, you're not.

[Refticus]

purchased a milk shake from the store

middle of the night, in bathroom vomiting and stuffting.
rancid smell everywhere

[querty67]

Okay so this was the most recent story of when I last puked

This was in Texas after a move from Florida and we had just rented a new home so for the first day my family gets Mc Donald's for dinner that night, later on during the night I had felt terrible but I knew it was nothing at first, so then the next day arrives I had drank chocolate milk before I had to leave for school, as my mom was driving my sister to school I feel this terrible feeling before my mom drops my sister off at school then within a few moments I just vomit in the back of my moms Tahoe

And to this day forth I no longer eat mc Donald's for the burger I had that night gave me the stomach flu

[hillkill]

when i went to public school, i would jab my finger down my throat and force myself to puke because i hated school that much. luckily i did that not often.

anyways, i remember going to school one day and in 2nd grade, near the beginning of the day, i was walking around in the classroom. i felt nauseous and felt the storm coming on. i violent puked on the teacher's floor. i felt so guilty, i kept saying sorry. i went in that classroom about 7 years later, and the stain is still loving there lmao.

[Daswiruch]

i haven't vomited since 4th grade but here's my story:
eating school chicken nuggets
stuff tastes good
go home
blistering pain in stomach
lie down on couch
vomit some white/pink stuff
get scared
go to sleep
vomit on arm when awakening
get trash can and put it next to my head while trying to sleep again
wake up yet again and vomit next to trash can
cease vomiting at least until this day, hopefully more

[ThatRandomGuy]

Haven't vomited since 5th grade because that is how I roll.

> Bought Bojangles hash browns for breakfast and a milk.
> eats the hash browns quickly then reaches for milk
> Milk is curdled and sour, chugs it before I notice
> Vomit all over the side of the car.