The MacGyver Generator

[BlockyMagician]

Talked to furries with a dead kitten

[Ad Bot]

[Redconer]

Assaulted IGN with a nickel

My god

[Ragequit]

Electrified the Gaben with my rooster

ok

[Alyx Vance]

Electrified the ghetto with ass

What, WHAT

Edit: Deactivated a head with a fork
So, shank them?

[Rainzx¹]

Killed Kim Jong-un with an empty water bottle

[Naked Human]

Assaulted Badspot with a coin

k

[}]Crazy[{]

Started Kim Jong-il with PK Fire - ness no
Threw a nuclear bomb with fire - legit
Threw a puppy with a spoon - more legit
Talked to a feared dictator with the help of Captain Planet! - captain planet to the rescue
Stopped the ocean with a pencil - darn kiiiiids
Assaulted your mom with a lemon - wow
Broke Bill Gates with HALLS, A PEP TALK IN EVERY DROP. - original
Blew up Kurt Cobain with a bandage - ok
Tossed cake with ass - wow lol
Chopped off Badspot with a swift kick to the genitals - why is badspot on this?
Unlocked the known observable universe with a lawnmower - cool

thats all folks

[querty67]

Generated bronies with a lawn mower (just yes)
Generated ash ketchum with an apple (impossibru)
Shipped metal with an orange ( orange includes vitamin M)
Activated water with a knife (well it's easy enough)
Killed the ghetto with an orange (ghetto ain't fruit resistant)
Cracked open ass with ass (what the heck?!)
Electrocuted a feared dictator with a kitten (how?!)
Killed electricity with a lawn mower ( put a lawn mower to the electrical box and get shocked)
Assaulted the god damn casserole with a swift kick to the genitals ( I see that casserole now has gentials)
Blew up Kim Jong-il with a spoon (Tactical spoon inbound!)
Electrified electricity with a kitten (well there's your problem)
My job here is done

[Alyx Vance]

Cracked open the Gaben with a copy of the latest Nickelback album - sry gabe
Tossed CrCIA City with my rooster - told you mines bigger
Broke a puppy with ink - ;-;
Touched Badspot with three ounces of rubbing alcohol - I guess he fell and got hurt?
Burnt Detroit with a stern pep talk - rekt
Stabbed furries with three ounces of rubbing alcohol - Why not chlorine?

[Ipquarx]

"Assaulted the world with a lawnmower"

TAKE THAT, EARTH HAIR

[Pie Crust]

Electrified electricity with lemon.

That's not MacGyver. That's Cave Johnson.

[77x5ghost2]

"Touched the ocean with PK Fire" wat
"Destroyed a bullet with a dead frog" 2mlg4u
"Deactivated a puppy with a kitten" HAH
"Unlocked Kim Jong-il with a coin" oh boy
"Threw America with a lemon" 'murica
"Created homemade coconuts with a lemon" how
"Dodged poop with water" forget logic
"Threw a kitten with dental floss" what the forget man?
"Burnt a house with a kitten" that's the darkest stuff I've seen
"Killed a fire with water" 11/10 would logic again
"Burnt God with water" lol

[Naked Human]

"Touched the ocean with PK Fire" wat
"Destroyed a bullet with a dead frog" 2mlg4u
"Deactivated a puppy with a kitten" HAH
"Unlocked Kim Jong-il with a coin" oh boy
"Threw America with a lemon" 'murica
"Created homemade coconuts with a lemon" how
"Dodged poop with water" forget logic
"Threw a kitten with dental floss" what the forget man?
"Burnt a house with a kitten" that's the darkest stuff I've seen
"Killed a fire with water" 11/10 would logic again
"Burnt God with water" lol

I am laughing so hard please someone cpr.

[shinyarceus4]

"Electrocuted dragons with a puppy"

Instantly bookmarked.

[InvisibleName]

Touched ass with a dead puppy
Activated America with projectile vomit
Deactivated Badspot with a dead puppy
Locked Sonic the Hedgehog with my rooster
Defibrillated animals with projectile vomit
Blew up Emu Meatballs with fresh dog stuff
Assaulted homemade coconuts with projectile vomit
Touched Kim Jong-un with a dead kitten
Locked a snake with a copy of the latest Nickelback album
Assaulted America with a puppy
Smacked food with a dead puppy
Talked to the Lower East Side of Manhattan with ass
Touched Kim Jong-un with fresh dog stuff
Electrified my eyes with water
Burnt a bullet with an ass-whooping




Smacked animals with a spoon


I love it