ABS FIESTA REDUX

[Badger]

Walter spots up the line but doesn't get in line, he instead goes to the bar and asks for a light drink, preferably cool.

[Ad Bot]

[Qwepir]

"You are very intelligent, but are you even really sentient?"

: That is a question for the philosophy matrices, not me.

Walter spots up the line but doesn't get in line, he instead goes to the bar and asks for a light drink, preferably cool.

Yukamo comes up to return the bottle of whiskey she "borrowed".
: What I want to know is, where the forget did they get that hog from? Lookit the tusks on that forgeter!

[blockguy™]

Ralph busts down Tippys door and vomits.
I wake up and head to the cantina to socialize. I see a big line that leads to a really nice looking pig. I decide not to join the line. I see a girl with a Mjolnir patch on and walk over to her.

"How's it going?"

[Tayasaurus]

: That is a question for the philosophy matrices, not me.

Tippy wears another smile on her face and pulls out her gun

"Well if you insist."

She points the gun at the robot

[Mr. Hurricane]

The FNG waltzes in. A Mercanan throws some harsh epithets quietly.

[blockguy™]

A Mercanan standing behind you throws some harsh sounding words at you.


I notice the FNG looking at me, then I look at the Mercanan. I return my gaze to the FNG.

"The Mercanan says 'Get to the back of the line,' with some expletives. You're the new guy? Right? Uh- We'll talk in a minute,"

i updated my post sorry man

[Qwepir]

She points the gun at the robot

It looks pleasantly surprised, and maybe even a little relieved to see Tippy draw her weapon.
: When the guards come running, you can just tell them I tried to attack you. With laser-eyes or something. There won't be enough of my head left for them to find out you're lying.

I see a girl with a Mjolnir patch on and walk over to her.

I'm assuming you're referring to Yui and not Yukamo or Kirves.

[blockguy™]

Yui and not Yukamo or Kirves.

yeah i meant walter, my phone autocorrected it for some reason and i can't really describe people when I don't know who they are

[Badger]

Yukamo comes up to return the bottle of whiskey she "borrowed".
: What I want to know is, where the forget did they get that hog from? Lookit the tusks on that forgeter!

"Not too sure, that's not from around here for sure - I wouldn't be surprised if it rivaled the political fellows meal back home. "

Walter acknowledges Ralph by turning to him and giving a quick nod. " good, you?"

[blockguy™]

"Yeah. I'm good, getting used to everyone and the base."

[Mr. Hurricane]

I sigh and continue standing. These people are mauling this loving hog.

[Tayasaurus]

It looks pleasantly surprised, and maybe even a little relieved to see Tippy draw her weapon.

*click*

"PFFFfFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAH"

Tippy falls on the floor laughing for a few minutes before standing back up. It was now obvious her gun had no magazine

"I hate to disappoint but i'm not going to shoot you. I'm not going to torture you, i'm not going to scrap you and i'm not going to turn you over to MP. Your life sounds like a load of stuff right now though and i can kinda sympathize, but... you really do have something i need. If you're so keen on dying because you hate your reality why don't you give me what i want. in return i'll give you your arms and legs back and let you live here with me until i can find a better way to accommodate you. You're playing hardass but in reality what you need is a little more motivation."

[Qwepir]

Karshtuffle: Im apparently blocked from the blf
Tailgate: wait what
Karshtuffle: cloudflare
Tailgate: oh, i think carolcat had a problem with that a few weeks ago
Tailgate: it just
Karshtuffle: I accidentally mashed some keys and brought up f12
Tailgate: resolved itself eventually
Karshtuffle: yea
Karshtuffle: ugh well
Karshtuffle: "I take it you're new here, I'm Walter."

He extends his hand.

" And this here is Yukamo. " he gestures over to the side towards her.
Karshtuffle: heres my post im going to sleep

badger cant post so here it is

I sigh and continue standing. These people are mauling this loving hog.

You finally get to the pig.

"I hate to disappoint but i'm not going to shoot you. I'm not going to torture you, i'm not going to scrap you and i'm not going to turn you over to MP. Your life sounds like a load of stuff right now though and i can kinda sympathize, but... you really do have something i need. If you're so keen on dying because you hate your reality why don't you give me what i want. in return i'll give you your arms and legs back and let you live here with me until i can find a better way to accommodate you. You're playing hardass but in reality what you need is a little more motivation."

Clearly disappointed and having had enough of this social interaction, the bot shuts itself off without saying a word.

[Tayasaurus]

Tippy rubs her jaw.

"By the Ark i'm never going to get it am i?"

last post for this very early morning.

[blockguy™]

I shake his hand.
"Nice to meet you."
I turn around to meet Yukamo.
"Hey."