ABS FIESTA REDUX

[Swat 3]

uh
that was done a loooooong time ago swat
we did a whole mission in between

no we were doing another biggy without u
becuz ur ugly

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Hurricane]

no we were doing another biggy without u
becuz ur ugly

Meanwhile while you were jacking off and getting stuff on, Bell and Cassius got shot down, the former of which nearly died, both are prisoners, Steele lost an aircraft, a new pilot has arrived, it turns out Notas Kelton is a drone, Junkers has PTSD, a dreadnought is now beached on an island, the Alamein is underwater, Misfit flight got stuff on and an AWACS exploded.

Thanks for the help.

[*FacePalm*]

Upon landing, you are greeted by the technician with the busted up nose.
: Hey, alright! One of Mjolnir actually brought their plane back in one piece! I knew I had a good feeling about this one.

"Yeah, took your advice - I'd rather deliver the beating, not take it."

[Qwepir]

"Yeah, took your advice - I'd rather deliver the beating, not take it."

: Well good job. I like it when planes land intact, it means I'm less likely to get my face caved in by a grumpy pilot.

Meanwhile while you were jacking off and getting stuff on, Bell and Cassius got shot down, the former of which nearly died, both are prisoners, Steele lost an aircraft, a new pilot has arrived, it turns out Notas Kelton is a drone, Junkers has PTSD, a dreadnought is now beached on an island, the Alamein is underwater, Misfit flight got stuff on and an AWACS exploded.

Thanks for the help.

you forgot "Swat and Raiden did like ten lines of obsidian"

[Mr. Hurricane]

Daxton gets 2 turnt and wakes up in a hospital in yuktobania

[Theepicman]

Swat 3 was trying to turn his characters' big blue eyes into a weapon of mass destruction.

[Mr. Hurricane]

Obsidian turned Daxton straight for a night, raiden squadron is now defunct

[Swat 3]

uhm daxton is secretly BI...

besides, daxton is dealing with his stuff experience by being captured, sent to the huitz mainland, then coming back.
this is how he is DEALING
I decide to say goodnight to the Raiden girls and make a beeline to C.O's office to put in a request for a patrol.
My reason?

I need to get out of this place for a bit.
inb4 put in a patrol with the entirety of raiden squadron

[Theepicman]

uhm daxton is secretly BI...

Yes! It's the Daxton we all know and love.

Those blue eyes of mass destruction must be used to seduce men.

[Gojira]

I'm still eating my hamburger, giving a half-hearted wave to the technician with the broken nose.

[Qwepir]

I'm still eating my hamburger, giving a half-hearted wave to the technician with the broken nose.

you know shes in the hangar right

[Gojira]

no because i can't read good
but in all seriousness
I swear to god she was there a second ago. Must've gone to the hangars or something.
I finish my burger then head to the common room in the barracks.

[comr4de]

I found the national anthem for porlaq

[Qwepir]

I found the national anthem for porlaq

updated lore page with new anthem

[Mr. Hurricane]

updated lore page with new anthem

musicians executed. try again