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[Tayasaurus]

Tippy puts in request for yellow submarine

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[Qwepir]

Yukamo is finally up and about and seeks out Tippy.
: There you are, I was looking for you. I think I found out what happened to Kissinger, wanna see?

[Tayasaurus]

Yukamo is finally up and about and seeks out Tippy.
: There you are, I was looking for you. I think I found out what happened to Kissinger, wanna see?

"I wasn't aware that was a mystery."

[blockguy™]

"I thought it was pretty obvious, or is there something we're missing?"

[Tayasaurus]

"I thought it was pretty obvious, or is there something we're missing?"

"This better not be a pun"

[Qwepir]

"I wasn't aware that was a mystery."

: No, I mean like, what happened after that little bit of... unpleasantness. I mean, it's still unpleasant, kinda gross, even. Just look.

She gets out her phone and pulls up a screencap of some social media website, on which a Huit woman in an Air Force uniform posted a selfie with a polished skull. The skull appears to have a fracture in the jaw on the same side of the face Kissinger was decked in.
: Now I don't read Huit, but I ran that caption through a translator and apparently it says "I said I'd do it." I have no idea what that means, but...

[Tayasaurus]

: No, I mean like, what happened after that little bit of... unpleasantness. I mean, it's still unpleasant, kinda gross, even. Just look.

She gets out her phone and pulls up a screencap of some social media website, on which a Huit woman in an Air Force uniform posted a selfie with a polished skull. The skull appears to have a fracture in the jaw on the same side of the face Kissinger was decked in.
: Now I don't read Huit, but I ran that caption through a translator and apparently it says "I said I'd do it."

A hint of anger enters Tippys voice.

"Yeah lovely. Put that away now. I'm allergic to phones. Speaking of which i have a question."

[Qwepir]

She puts her phone away.
: Go ahead, shoot.

[Tayasaurus]

She puts her phone away.
: Go ahead, shoot.

"Car battery or better. I need one for a little...side project."

[Qwepir]

: That's... not a question. I'm assuming you're asking for one though, in which case I could get you one. But I'd have to know why you need it, I don't want to get shot because you were making an EMP bomb or something.

[Tayasaurus]

: That's... not a question. I'm assuming you're asking for one though, in which case I could get you one. What for?

"Always with the particulars..."

Tippy gets that glazed look and trails off.

"It's uh... A motorcycle."

[Qwepir]

: Yeah. What's it really for?

[Tayasaurus]

"A computer. Can i just have the battery?"

[xxxxkill]

: Yeah. What's it really for?

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