ABS FIESTA REDUX

[blockguy™]

how did tippy get past MEPS with a metal jaw

[Ad Bot]

[Tayasaurus]

how did tippy get past MEPS with a metal jaw

Do you really wanna know

[ZombiLoin]

how did tippy get past MEPS with a metal jaw

same way guerra got past MEPS with brain damage

[Mr. Hurricane]

same way guerra got past MEPS with brain damage

rekt

also for pageloss

inb4 tippy inherited taya's special interest for heterochromia iridum which jaakko has but nobody knows or much less gives a forget

[Tayasaurus]

rekt

also for pageloss

are you asking for forgets to give

cus Tippy has em and she's lookin to make a deposit

[Mr. Hurricane]

are you asking for forgets to give

cus Tippy has em and she's lookin to make a deposit

Jaakko doesn't need a deposit made to his jaw.

[blockguy™]

Jaakko doesn't need a deposit made to his jaw.

CHRIST

[Mr. Hurricane]

CHRIST

That was a reference made Kissinger and Jergen von Strangle, not Tippy

[ZombiLoin]

Faw sends a text to Yui.
"Buy me that drink you owe me. Meet me at the base main gate."

[Gojira]

My phone buzzes, and I take a look. It's from Faw.
Buy me that drink you owe me. Meet me at the base main gate.
I had forgotten that I said that. I send a response:
Sure, I'll be there in a moment.
I wrap up my repairs for now and start heading for the main gate.

[blockguy™]

I suppose I should go out for a drink, although no rum this time, sadly.

I walk into the bar, and take a seat.

"I would like some beer. Surprise me."

[Qwepir]

"I would like some beer. Surprise me."

the bartender gives you a look as though you insulted him before pouring you a glass of absolute pisswater

[Operator¹]

tfw everyone that Bell promised drinks to is dead

[Tayasaurus]

Tippy walks back over to the Major

"Hey uhhhhh"

Tippy struggles to remember his name and snaps her fingers

"Jackoff right? Want to go get something to drink?"

[blockguy™]

I take a sip.
"This tastes like absolute piss."

I look at it.

"Hm."

I keep sipping.