i just know nozoner's going to make his post like 5 seconds after this but whatever here we go i've been sitting on this post since 5:30
"loving stuff!" I pop 2 packets of flares and perform evasive maneuvers.
Base EV 71
No piloting bonuses or penalties
AAM applies penalty of 35
5x MMS apply penalty of 25
Flares provide bonus of 80
Test taken at EV 91
Roll: 67 - success
Test passedYour pair of flares trick the incoming missiles, leaving you safe for the time being.
Bell deploys her last salvo of flares and tries to evade.
Base EV 73
No piloting bonuses or penalties
AAM applies penalty of 35
5x MMS apply penalty of 25
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at EV 53
Roll: 60 - failure
Roll granted by supermaneuverable: 83 - failure
Test failedOne use of flares is simply not enough to evade the onslaught of munitions, and your HUD informs you that your plane has been destroyed, providing you with a combat log of what hit you where. According to said log, one MMS went for the flares, two of them breached the fusion engine's housing, the other two collided with your right wing, and the All-Aspect flew straight up the tailpipe. At the end of said damage report, the program gives an 82% estimated chance of survival had you attempted to eject if this were a real combat situation. Fortunately for your squadmates, the Kintharian AR simulation does not account for the explosion that usually accompanies a Sabre being disabled, or your teammates could have been in some serious trouble.
"Whoa, [son of a bitch!]"
I drop 4 flares, and begin to perform a combination between climbing, and banking, while also trying to keep it so I'm at minimal G-Force.
Base EV 73
No piloting bonuses or penalties
AAM applies penalty of 35
5x MMS apply penalty of 25
Flares provide bonus of 160
Test taken at EV 173 (why)
Roll: 35 - success
Test passedYou fill the skies with enough flares to be a serious fire hazard if any of them lasted long enough to reach the jungle below. So many, in fact, that it doesn't matter what you did to maneuver, the missiles were too gobsmacked by the artificial sun you just created to give chase.
"Oh stuff."
I locate the now-stalling Yamashiro and start spraying her with my twin gatling guns.
Right. The target out at missile range. Who is currently helpless and stalling, unable to perform evasive maneuvers. You fire on them with your guns, instead of with your heatseekers, all-aspects, or MMS-12.
The result is predictably disappointing.
Base EV 75
No piloting bonuses or penalties
Experience provides bonus of 8
Attempting Stall Recovery in the Sulla is Hard - provides modifier of -20
Test taken at EV 63
Roll: 63 - success
Test passed, but only justYamashiro spends her turn un-loving her current situation, and comes out of her stall significantly below most of Mjolnir. The rest of Raiden has completed their turns and are once again charging into missile range head-on. Xiaomei swings the Wyvern around and starts gaining distance away from your formation to set up for another attack run.

I continue to work the second dog out of the the wire. I manage to get the dog's head free, but receive a cut on my hand for my efforts. The guard better hurry up with the bolt cutters.
Being outside the wire is frightening.
You hear footsteps approaching rather rapidly, but it doesn't sound like the guard unless he's slipped into a pair of 6 ton steel boots.