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[Tayasaurus]

i find it difficult to believe anyone would know who sun tzu is, considering everyone alive on this planet isn't even aware earth exists

I thought this was more of an alternate reality where earth isn't earth but some familiar things like Tsun Tzu still existed

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[Badger]

well the whole political spectrum would be different

ghandi isn't around
Riddler isn't around
different religions

I guess you could just put the name in brackets to signify a world equivalent to the person?

[Qwepir]

well the whole political spectrum would be different

ghandi isn't around
Riddler isn't around
different religions

I guess you could just put the name in brackets to signify a world equivalent to the person?

The problem is this world hasn't had a Riddler, really. It's seen its fair share of reprehensible warlords (most recently in the incredibly unstable region around Kintharia, you can think of that place as the worst of the post-Yugoslavia clusterforget) but nobody's really attempted large scale genocide.

[Mr. Hurricane]

I would think that some piece of the Art of War would have been brought on the ark. Whether or not it was ever recovered is the question. I'll change my post to account for the art of war being relatively unknown.

[CypherX]

it's reasonable to think that someone on reliquary would come up with something similar to the art of war, using his name was just for simplicity's sake and humor delivery

[Tayasaurus]

It's officially Son Zoo

[Mr. Hurricane]

"If you're so thirsty for kills why wouldn't you forgets go hire prostitutes," Jaakko grumbles.

[Operator¹]

why don't you land at the base

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I would think that some piece of the Art of War would have been brought on the ark. Whether or not it was ever recovered is the question. I'll change my post to account for the art of war being relatively unknown.

We don't even know when the Ark launched, if it even launched from Earth. Might've gotten launched from a time when The Art of War no longer had copies, or from a place that had never taken a copy. Or both.

[Tayasaurus]

"If you're so thirsty for kills why wouldn't you forgets go hire prostitutes," Jaakko grumbles.

"It's never about kill count its about removing future obstacles. It's too late now anyway. At least we blew up their pathetic radar stations."

[NoZoner]

'At least.' Any more and we would've been in neck-deep in stuff. Richard reclines back into his seat and tries to pay no mind to what might've happened had Mjolnir entered a fight with their special hosts. He opts to stay quiet the rest of the way home.

[Qwepir]

No further trouble is encountered on your return to base, and everyone is able to touch down safely.

[Mr. Hurricane]

Jaakko performs and steeper than average decent and lands hard, bouncing along the runway haphazardly. This time, however, he does not need his tail hooks to bring him to a full stop.

[CypherX]

The PAK FA rolls to a stop in the large hangar. The engineers are a little less sour than usual due to the pristine state of the aircraft. Small victories, I guess. He walks to the edge of the hangar and leans up against the door, watching the rest of Mjolnir land.

[Tayasaurus]

Tippy's jet rolls into its respective hangar and comes to a stop. With literally no scratches on the craft one of the engineers discreetly slips a $100 to his co-worker having lost a bet.