ABS FIESTA REDUX

[Qwepir]

"I'll drive. I'm going to stay sober for today. AND I'm armed, so i don't think i should be drunk and loaded at the same time."

: Guess you won't be wanting this then.

She knocks back her second shot and starts coughing again.
: You do realize that the Deltan shot glass has evolved to suit Deltans, right? And you're what, a hundred and sixty centimeters and fifty five kilograms?
: You know, that didn't occur to me.
: And you just swept back two in the course of five minutes.
: I did, didn't I.
: Right, well, you're in for a fun night.

Yukamo takes her holster off and hands it to Tippy.
: You had better hold on to this.

"[Sure it's not your throwing arm that's malfunctioning?]"
I toss another dart towards the bullseye.

Your dart lands on the inner 8, just outside the bullseye.

The dim ceiling light near the table flickers. His glance that way reminds him he is sitting next to the Raiden pilot he had ran into during the simulation. He flushes with embarrassment at not offering a greeting, hopefully concealed by the poor lighting. "Oh, hey Ilona."

: Hello.

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[Mr. Hurricane]

"I don't understand the question."

Jaakko finishes chugging the boilermaker.

"It went over your head,"

[NoZoner]

Richard watches as Gus' complexion turns a little rosy.

Hey now. His drink can't be that strong.

He takes a swig of ale. It's noticeably hoppier than some of the brews he's had back East.

[Tayasaurus]

Jaakko finishes chugging the boilermaker.

"It went over your head,"

"K." Tippy sips from her bottled water.

Yukamo takes her holster off and hands it to Tippy.
: You had better hold on to this.

Tippy takes it and attaches it to the other side of her hip.

"I'm gonna have to carry you later aren't I?"

[Qwepir]

"I'm gonna have to carry you later aren't I?"

: I, uh... I would hope not. That would be more than a little awkward.

"K."

ouch
she k'd you, bro
it's over

[Gojira]

I toss one more dart at the bullseye, then sit back down to enjoy my meal.

[Mr. Hurricane]

"K."

Jaakko produces a gun and sticks it in his mouth. He prays that someone will try to stop him, but nobody does. He looks around for a solid ten seconds as the stable returns their gaze with silence. Jaakko cries and yells before eating a bullet. The bartender curses his name and starts cleaning Jaakko's head off of the bar and dinnerware.


Jaakko orders another shot and beer.

[Tayasaurus]

"I'll carry your drunk ass because you're not going to be able to walk if you keep that up." Tippy says winking before chugging more water.

[blockguy™]

"[I'll have some whiskey. One shot will do.]"

[Qwepir]

I toss one more dart at the bullseye, then sit back down to enjoy my meal.

You embed the dart firmly in the STARBRAVE arcade cabinet.
: [Nice one.]

"I'll carry your drunk ass because you're not going to be able to walk if you keep that up." Tippy says winking before chugging more water.

She shoots you an incredibly confused glance.
: Oh. For a moment there I thought you were trying to... never mind.

Jaakko orders another shot and beer.

"[I'll have some whiskey. One shot will do.]"

Your drinks arrive.

[blockguy™]

I stare at the drink just given to me, the brown liquid and ice creating a beautiful sparkle and shine in the glass. I cross my arms to stare at the drink just a little more.

[Mr. Hurricane]

Jaakko takes the second shot then chases it with a slip of beer to deaden the bite. He begins picking at the pretzels.

[Tayasaurus]

"Uh, Ralph? You okay buddy? You look like you're about to make passionate love to your drink there." Tippy states with a concerned look on her face.

[Qwepir]

I stare at the drink just given to me, the brown liquid and ice creating a beautiful sparkle and shine in the glass. I cross my arms to stare at the drink just a little more.

i just want to say this is a beautiful post
the mental image of someone gazing soulfuly into their booze is just incredible

[Mr. Hurricane]

"Yeah, are you okay? There's ice in that shot glass,"