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Is Yandex sentient

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Author Topic: Bad translator  (Read 7126 times)

Original text:
"Human flesh"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Meat"


Original text:

"Blockland"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

""

Original text:

"Blockland"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

""
yeah I don't think blockland is a word in the universal dictionary

Original text:

"The Sauce of the past has come to haunt you in your dreams."

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Protein-free milk: to realize the dream become a reality."
k

Original text:

"The Sauce of the past has come to haunt you in your dreams."

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Protein-free milk: to realize the dream become a reality."
k
brb going to make a protein-free milk company so I can use that as my slogan


Original text:

"the bad translator is really the rad translator and not the mad translator"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Bad translation, a translator, is the author of life."


Original text:

"Silly Rabbit, trix are for kids!"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Rabbit his damn Trix are for kids."

"We got machines but the kids got Jesus."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Do you have a car, but Jesus was a boy."



Original text:

"You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? When I get back, remind me to tell you about the time I took 1000 nuns to Nairobi. You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your master of two colonels, master of ceremonies..."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I love you, that's not enough to take off my pants, OKAY? No, I'm not going back. Don't forget to tell your story. 1000, you can find the name of the school. Bobby knee,the owner of the wall, on the computer, both at the level of school and..."

"Morning sickness."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"In the morning, we are the same."

Believe

EDIT: "monday"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Black"
« Last Edit: May 10, 2015, 04:48:11 PM by dr_pepper »

Original text:

"Yandex sucks."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Google bad."

Company rivalry at its best.

Original text:

"The popular community designed kart racing game mode is now an official part of Blockland. Just select the "SpeedKart" game mode after clicking "Start Game" and you're off to magical world of questionable physics and death-by-falling-into-water!"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Welcome to the community, to create a game, during the game, which is part of the European Union, Blockland. Just select SpeedKart game mode, if the pressure, if you start a new game, and magic, the world of physics to fall into the water!"


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