ha ha ahhaha holy stuff the story is bad
if you thought the hotline miami 1 story was bad hA forget YOU THIS IS THE REAL DEAL
spoilers:
there's some actor dude. he's filming a spooky movie!!! whoops, they filmed with real bullets by mistake. he dies.
there's a corrupt detective. he kills a whole bunch of bad and semi-bad guys! they die.
oh no, corrupt detective gets caught! wait, does he? he's dead!!! no he isn't?!?!! oh well i don't know if he was corrupt anyway.
there's a writer dude! he gathers info for his Big Book. he does that. but then his wife calls him. and he does that too.
there's a snaky kinda dude. he kills a lot of people! and then he dies.
there's a russian mobster! his girlfriend leaves him, with a lot of cash. and then he dies.
there's a bunch of vigilantes!!!! they kill some bad guys. they save a girl! but they don't save her. then they all get killed. just like that. they just. do.
there's a russian mob boss! he kills a whole bunch of columbians. they all die. then he does drugs and kills his entire crew. don't do drugs kids.
there's is WAS some army dudes in hawaii! they kill a whole bunch of russians. then one of them gets nuked.
ha PSYCHE the presidents get assassinated. like, both of them. they die. uhhh,, NUKES! EVERYTHING IS NUKED. loving NUKES MAN. BAM. BOOM. POW.
and everyone died the end.
yeah.