Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 2077 - [AMERICA, THE BEAUTIFUL!]

[TristanLuigi]

i noticed you included russia in the "bad syrup" category
excuse you we make syrup out of maple and vodka
how can that possibly be bad

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[Zoltan]

so you're saying you have 10/10 check marks while the world is bad syrup
i dont understand

[Zer0-Senpai]

i noticed you included russia in the "bad syrup" category
excuse you we make syrup out of maple and vodka
how can that possibly be bad

that's more alcohol at that point

so you're saying you have 10/10 check marks while the world is bad syrup
i dont understand

Canada syrup > all other syrup from the rest of the world because it's Canadian

[Zoltan]

that's more alcohol at that point

Canada syrup > all other syrup from the rest of the world because it's Canadian

technically maple syrup is overrated
it's good on two things but if you put it on anything else you're probably into some weird food combinations

[Zer0-Senpai]

technically maple syrup is overrated
it's good on two things but if you put it on anything else you're probably into some weird food combinations

CANADA NUKES AUSTRALIA FOR BLASPHEMY AND REPLACES THE LAND WITH MAPLE SYRUP

[Zoltan]

CANADA NUKES AUSTRALIA FOR BLASPHEMY AND REPLACES THE LAND WITH MAPLE SYRUP

AUSTRALIA SHOOTS DOWN THE NUKE AND REVEALS ITS ULTRA NUKE AND ULTRA NUKES CANADA
THE NUKE LANDS ON THE OLDEST MAPLE SYRUP TREE

[Zer0-Senpai]

AUSTRALIA SHOOTS DOWN THE NUKE AND REVEALS ITS ULTRA NUKE AND ULTRA NUKES CANADA
THE NUKE LANDS ON THE OLDEST MAPLE SYRUP TREE

THE OLDEST MAPLE TREE IS INVINCIBLE AND SURROUNDED BY A BARRIER OF 101% PURE MAPLE SYRUP. THE NUKE BOUNCES OFF AND DESTROYS QUEBEC INSTEAD. forget QUEBEC.
CANADA RETALIATES WITH MAPLE SYRUP CARPET BOMBS.

[Ragequit]

vietnam carpet bombs canada with their superior soy sauce and rice
eat balls, nerd

[Zoltan]

THE OLDEST MAPLE TREE IS INVINCIBLE AND SURROUNDED BY A BARRIER OF 101% PURE MAPLE SYRUP. THE NUKE BOUNCES OFF AND DESTROYS QUEBEC INSTEAD. forget QUEBEC.
CANADA RETALIATES WITH MAPLE SYRUP CARPET BOMBS.

BEFORE THEY GET TO AUSTRALIA AN AUSTRALIAN SPIDER JUMPS OUT OF THE SEA AND EATS ALL OF THE BOMBS AND THE PLANE
 QUEBEC IS RESURRECTED AND PLACED ON THE OCEAN RIGHT NEXT TO CANADA
THEY NUKE CANADA

[Zer0-Senpai]

BEFORE THEY GET TO AUSTRALIA AN AUSTRALIAN SPIDER JUMPS OUT OF THE SEA AND EATS ALL OF THE BOMBS AND THE PLANE
 QUEBEC IS RESURRECTED AND PLACED ON THE OCEAN RIGHT NEXT TO CANADA
THEY NUKE CANADA

A GIANT MOOSE COMES FROM THE MOON AND PUNTS THE NUKES WITH ITS ANTLERS ALL THE WAY BACK TO QUEBEC AND AUSTRALIA.

vietnam carpet bombs canada with their superior soy sauce and rice
eat balls, nerd

m8 u wanna forgetin go


I THINK WE'RE BREAKING RULE 8.

[Zoltan]

A GIANT MOOSE COMES FROM THE MOON AND PUNTS THE NUKES WITH ITS ANTLERS ALL THE WAY BACK TO QUEBEC AND AUSTRALIA.

THERE WAS ONLY ONE NUKE SO THE MOOSE GETS CONFUSED AND ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYS CANADA WITH ITS ANTLERS
THE NUKE HITS THE MOOSE AND KILLS IT

[Zer0-Senpai]

THERE WAS ONLY ONE NUKE SO THE MOOSE GETS CONFUSED AND ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYS CANADA WITH ITS ANTLERS
THE NUKE HITS THE MOOSE AND KILLS IT

THE REMNANTS OF CANADA BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF THE DEAD MOOSE OVERLORD AND BECOME SUPER CANADA. MAPLE SYRUP IS NOW 6000% MORE POTENT, AND FROM THE ANTLERS THE UNDEAD MOOSE OVERLORD APPEARS AND ATTACKS AUSTRALIA.

[Zoltan]

THE REMNANTS OF CANADA BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF THE DEAD MOOSE OVERLORD AND BECOME SUPER CANADA. MAPLE SYRUP IS NOW 6000% MORE POTENT, AND FROM THE ANTLERS THE UNDEAD MOOSE OVERLORD APPEARS AND ATTACKS AUSTRALIA.

THE UNDEAD MOOSE GETS EATEN UNALIVE BY EMUS AND SPIDERS
MCJOB KICKS THE UNDEAD MOOSE IN THE BALLS

[Zer0-Senpai]

THE UNDEAD MOOSE GETS EATEN UNALIVE BY EMUS AND SPIDERS
MCJOB KICKS THE UNDEAD MOOSE IN THE BALLS

IN A TIME WHEN ALL HOPE WAS LOST, AND SUPER CANADA AND AUSTRALIA WERE STRUGGLING TO KILL EACH OTHER, A LIGHT CAME FROM THE HEAVENS, AND DOWN CAME...
MOTHERloving GOD BEAR, CUNTNUGGET
GOD BEAR PROTECTS SUPER CANADA AND USES ITS DIVINE POWERS TO RAIN UBER WAR BEARS UPON AUSTRALIA

[TristanLuigi]

RUSSIA NUKES BOTH KANGAROOS AND MOOSE