Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 2077 - [AMERICA, THE BEAUTIFUL!]

[SteveJenkins]

china drunkenly suggests

"durn furench goe bak 2 they own durn buisnesses an leve teh national socialists alooone"

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

It is time for the unholy player recount.
If you are still in the RP, post today. If you do not, you will be removed from the player list.

Sand for sale. Make TNT, open beaches, glue to paper and smoothen the wooda.

[Ragequit]

Everyone is in by default
Unless you left

oh

[Kansas]

Kan Sisoya is assassinated over night with his entire family's dismembered remains shipped to the vice-president's doorstep. Serbia is in full crCIA, launches missles at germany and forgets itself in the ass.

Come on, somebody make this interesting

[Operator¹]

An unidentified flying object is spotted flying over Serbian airspace, it seems to have an all-black paintjob with no emblems and doesn't resemble any official aircraft in Sweden's air force inventory. It runs into a Serbian air patrol.

[grunterdb1951]

Cameroon peacefully annexes the Gabonese Republic to the south.

Cameroon promptly turns to the rest of the world, shrugs its shoulders, and goes back to eating no name brand raisin bran

[Ragequit]

Vietnam military activity increases near their western borders.

[Kansas]

An unidentified flying object is spotted flying over Serbian airspace, it seems to have an all-black paintjob with no emblems and doesn't resemble any official aircraft in Sweden's air force inventory. It runs into a Serbian air patrol.

Lieutenant: Sir! An unidentified aircraft with no markers has past the border

Colonel Sergey: Bring it up

Leuitenant: Bring ut up now, sir

Colonel Sergey stares at the photo

Colonel Sergey: ...Leuitenant, prepare to execute Protocal 6.022, Red Baron series! NOW LEUITENANT

Leuitenant: Understood, sir, they're go for launch, ready when you are

Colonel Sergey: Execute! Roll 'em in



This is Sierra Echo Romeo Bravo 1 through 4, attention unidentified aircraft you have entered Serbian Airspace, you are not authorized in this zone, identify yourself or be fired upon! You have 2 minutes to comply.

[Operator¹]

no offense but you aren't going to shoot down anything with such a low-spec aircraft

edit: good you fixed it

[Kansas]

no offense but you aren't going to shoot down anything with such a low-spec aircraft

edit: good you fixed it

We have an aircraft that guides them out

[Zoltan]

poland sends a helicopter with a paper mache' saucer around it to float around near serbia

[Operator¹]

the aircraft makes an extremely sharp turn, making contrails visible in the sky as it sustains supersonic speeds without setting itself on fire. It passes over the F-16s at high speed and drops two canisters that disperse an extremely large cloud of chaff, it also jams the long-range communications of the fighters so that they cannot get in contact with their base.

[Ragequit]

Vietnam puts carriers and battleships on coastal patrol.

[CypherX]

this thread has become XCOM: the matrix edition

rest in peace

[Operator¹]

The Swedish air force is utilizing a new g-suit that allows for resistance beyond 9 g and a specialized helmet to prevent the pilot's brain from smashing against the skull whenever a tight maneuver is performed.