the friesland autonomous government elects an anti-american pro-german executive minister
"The Netherlands must be united under that we find the, uh, end terms for the entire nation being forgeted in the ass of a mentally ill leader and congression, well, stupid."
"Like serious Friesland why won't you just rejoin Netherlands."
*puts world police cap on*
"Because we really liked our Netherlands."
"No need to split it up."