post your favorite joke of all time

[Nonnel]

isnt it "how many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb" "none they just beat the room for being black"?

yes
his joke did not make sense for many reasons

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[ThatRandomGuy]

"I had some root beer and put it in a square mug, Now i just have beer :("

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't."

[sir dooble]

-snip-

Hmm, that seems familiar...

O:<
Scandalous!

[Ragequit]

rights for minorities

[blazerblock2]

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing her seat belt.

stuff

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[ThatRandomGuy]

"Knock, Knock
Whos there?
to
To who?
No, To whom"
Grammar joke :/

[TableSalt]

Knock knock

Who's there

Me.

[foulprairiedog]

a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they spot a young boy on the corner
the priest says "let's screw that kid!" and the rabbi replies "out of what?"

[MoltenKitten]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because you face is pretty forgeted up

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because you're the only ten I see. Wait crap.

If 2 is a date and 3 is a crowd what is 1?
The number of people at my birthday party );

[bestguy22]

Why was Billy's richard orange?
He was MLG!



always wash your hands kids