a tear(as in a opening of the skin, not a crying tear) in my butt

[Alternat¡ve]

working on it

Well work on it faster before you stuff yourself to death.

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[Ragequit]

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trying to take over my territory eh??????

[Awesomebread²]

jesus forget op

[Clone v.117]

Get some fibre and vitamin c in to you boy, it should go away eventually.

[Kimon²]

i am readier than ever to die

[Masterlegodude]

I had this happen once, i feel paranoid about going again because i'm afraid i'd re-open the wound or cause it to become infected somehow

But yeah, get more fibers and vitamins in you, and poop more often if you have to, don't hold it in or whatever, if you have to go, just do it, don't let it pile up and form a cluster

[ABlockOfCheese]

It probably wasn't an brown town fissure, but I'm sure you're a medical professional and you would know these things.

its what all of my symptoms point to, no need for starfishry

trying to take over my territory eh??????

this toilet aint big enuf fer te two of us

i am readier than ever to die

glad i could brighten your day

[Kimon²]

I had this happen once, i feel paranoid about going again because i'm afraid i'd re-open the wound or cause it to become infected somehow

But yeah, get more fibers and vitamins in you, and poop more often if you have to, don't hold it in or whatever, if you have to go, just do it, don't let it pile up and form a cluster

i want to express how disgusted i am but this is genuinely good advice

although i guess you could say it's a.....
stuffpost

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at last

definitive proof that we are different people

aren't you the guy whose butt tore

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

aren't you the guy whose butt tore

i have photographic evidence of the contrary

[SlayerZ99]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=exykRoUX7-g

[Mr Man]

i think i had a huge poo once and it caused the tear but its getting better now


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I came here as fast as I could

[Ipquarx]

i thought you meant like a tear from your eye
teeear
not taaare

[Deve]

I came here as fast as I could

oh no

[Lego lad]

I came here as fast as I could

what have we done