a tear(as in a opening of the skin, not a crying tear) in my butt

[Oasis]

its what all of my symptoms point to, no need for starfishry

http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/tc/hemorrhoids-topic-overview

Wow, one google search and I found a completely different disease from the one you apparently have settled on.

How about you go see a real loving doctor rather than relying on the internet for medical advice.

[Ad Bot]

[GhostOfBetaTapes]

I'm not gay either, but I take it in the butt from Time Warner Cable almost every day.

[Badger]

its probably roids like oasis posted

go see a health clinic if you're not too embarrassed  (roids aren't life threatening but its good to check if its something else)

[ABlockOfCheese]

http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/tc/hemorrhoids-topic-overview

Wow, one google search and I found a completely different disease from the one you apparently have settled on.

How about you go see a real loving doctor rather than relying on the internet for medical advice.

http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/tc/brown town-fissure-topic-overview
Wow, one google search and I found the disease that matches my symptoms EXACTLY down to the most specific detail

I'm not completely ruling out the potential of it being hemorrhoids, but seeing as how the pain is already getting less severe, and considering that I know people who have had hemorrhoids before and have described the pain as being much more intense, I am willing to bank on it being an brown town fissure.

[Oasis]

How about you go see a real loving doctor rather than relying on the internet for medical advice.

[Awesomebread²]

woah guys no need to get so brown town

[SlayerZ99]

yea stop getting so butt hurt Oasis

[SetGaming]

http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/tc/hemorrhoids-topic-overview

Wow, one google search and I found a completely different disease from the one you apparently have settled on.

How about you go see a real loving doctor rather than relying on the internet for medical advice.

but you're someone on the web

telling someone to see a doctor

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

but you're someone on the web

telling someone to see a doctor

which is good advice
he should totally see a doctor, but being a richard about it isn't going to make him see a doctor any harder

[SlayerZ99]

What about one of those online doctors?
You can show him your butt on webcam

[Oasis]

but you're someone on the web

telling someone to see a doctor

That's not medical advice. That's logical advice.

I'm hurt, should I?:
Tell the forums.
See a doctor.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

That's not medical advice. That's logical advice.

I'm hurt, should I?:
Tell the forums.
See a doctor.

those aren't mutually exclusive things
its pretty clearly caused discussion, or at least some humor so it really isn't a pointless thread. the guy's just telling us he hurt himself in some way. no need to bag on him for that

[Oasis]

those aren't mutually exclusive things
its pretty clearly caused discussion, or at least some humor so it really isn't a pointless thread. the guy's just telling us he hurt himself in some way. no need to bag on him for that

True, however he hasn't and apparently doesn't intend to see a doctor. So for some reason I've decided to tell him to.

[ABlockOfCheese]

True, however he hasn't and apparently doesn't intend to see a doctor. So for some reason I've decided to tell him to.

why do you even care?  Your immediate and open hostility towards me shows that you are in some way angered by my making of this thread, yet you try and give advice as if you are worried or something. This topic was meant as humor and has clearly been very entertaining until you showed up and started screaming at me to see a doctor.  That attitude isn't going to make me want to take your advice any more than I would if you had been respectful about it so I don't really see a point in you continuing your hostile method of giving advice.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

u tell him cheese guy
but really tho see a doctor about ur butt. blood's not supposed to come outta there