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best mom

square mom
11 (15.3%)
bird mom
5 (6.9%)
purple rascal mom
2 (2.8%)
mom mom
2 (2.8%)
big buff cheeto puff mom
5 (6.9%)
dorito nerd (!!SMOLL!!) mom
19 (26.4%)
water mom
3 (4.2%)
giant woman mom
1 (1.4%)
nicki minaj
8 (11.1%)
bad relationship mom
0 (0%)
5-moms-in-one mom
2 (2.8%)
dance mom
0 (0%)
smoll angry mom
0 (0%)
smoll wise mom
3 (4.2%)
teen mom
0 (0%)
dorito tuxedo mom
11 (15.3%)

Total Members Voted: 72

Author Topic: Steven Universe Megathread - The Discourse  (Read 151143 times)

where's that image where steven eats that really spicy stuff and he's trying to resist drinking the soda straight from the fountain? because that's what it's like resisting the spoilers

my friend spoiled this for me and now im not that hyped
rip

still gonna watch it obv

my friend spoiled this for me and now im not that hyped
rip

still gonna watch it obv
I spoiled it for myself and I'm still hyped.

I spoiled it for myself and I'm still hyped.
it would've been better if I wasn't spoiled by someone else though

I spoiled it for myself and I'm still hyped.
personally i don't think the leak isn't that big, atleast all I saw was what sardonyx looks like

personally i don't think the leak isn't that big, atleast all I saw was what sardonyx looks like
It described all of the first and second episodes in detail...

It described all of the first and second episodes in detail...
well i didn't see that leak. pls no

well i didn't see that leak. pls no
Don't worry. I won't spoil it. I will instead speculate based on an image from the panel.
Check this out. It's a picture of Steven with Rose in the background, but something about her seems... Off...
https://i.imgur.com/Y0ldOBB.png
Spoilertext: Rose looks kind of ominous. Looking at it, I'm unsure if her eyes are full of joy looking at her son, or anticipating an evil plan that is waiting to come to fruition. Rose's thorns might be starting to show. Just imagine how much of a twist it would be if Rose had other more questionable motives for protecting earth, and plans for Steven that no one could see but her. Imagine the characters reactions upon finding out that Rose never really cared about the earth, and that she used and manipulated them to follow her into war against the homeworld.

Or this is all bullstuff because I jump at every little detail and make long theories about each one. That works too.
I still think the desert glass thing is plausible though.







please no I can't handle this just kill me now


it looks like all this stuff is just from the next steven bomb isn't it

wt f ..

I'm looking at every single spoiler.

I don't even watch this show.

[SPOILERS]More evidence that the silhouette is probably Yellow Diamond
imgur.com/u1Ya5c4.png
also, who think's Sardonyx would make a great fighting game announcer/announcer in general? From what I can hear, the way she speaks sounds much like an announcer, also her outfit supports this announcer feeling
[/SPOILERS]

ok so i looked at all the spoilers

no big deal.

like they just gave us a little dribble. that's nothing. cry for help is going to have a lot more in it, and the -other thing released- isn't too big a deal since (spoilers) it was probably yellow diamond and we already knew about her it's just nice to actually see her.

also this
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/619585915296419840 (be aware of replies, tweet itself is fairly unrevealing)

https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/619703284815663104 (related to one of the spoilers)

i think at this point sardonyx has been a major red herring and we're in for some unexpected stuff. i can't find the tweet but earlier i saw something saying basically that if you thought stevenbomb 2.0 was heavy, bettr prepare ur butt for stevenbomb 3.0

don't get too unhyped just yet.
« Last Edit: July 11, 2015, 02:22:36 AM by otto-san »