While this problem doesn't really affect 99% of you readers, this is (again) a problem that has been pissing me off like stuff. So, at the beginning of this school year, a couple tards at my school got together and decided to create a cult. Yes, that's it. You might be wondering why I'm so upset at it, well, when I asked what this so-called "cult" does, this handicap responds with, "We do nothing, just nothing." Then I stuff you not he started flailing his arms and dancing. What a sperg. I mean really, was that necessary? Also, it's not a cult if you do
"nothing" because that means that there is nothing signifying that such a "cult" exists, and proves why I'm putting it in quotations. So far in the rant, it sounds like nothing too bad, just some harmless
fun.. I suppose. Well, they've really started to take it seriously. They have started initiating people all over my school. The initiation is literally a member and another person holding hands and reciting some stuffty vow or whatever. It makes no sense. As of today, I'm pretty sure they have around
150 loving people in the "cult", meaning 150 people I now disrespect. They have also started selling merchandise. $12 for a shirt with an alligator on it, haha funny whatever. At least the money is going to fund parts of the school, which is a lot better than them just jewing everyone out of their money.
Now while the things I've said before don't seem too bad, this will make you cringe/want to
strangle them. They are overly offensive. The entire circlejerk is composed of autists, mondays, MLG-loving handicaps and social outcasts with ADHD. What, am I being too offensive? Well, this "cult" goes around the school in a swarm yelling about abortions and Riddler and garbage memes. I know, it sounds like something I would do, but think about it, this is basically in public. You don't do that. From what I've learned, a lot of the people in my school are like really sensitive. Last year, a girl killed herself in the bathroom just because of stuff like this. I also am not really sure how stable these cult-members are, or what they're planning. The leader is in the military group at our school, besides being a total forgetbutt. He's the kind of kid you would find jerking off to Garry's Mod models. Anyways, he's now really obsessed with hunting and guns. He likes to shoot birds from powerlines, and then when they hit the ground half-dead, he stomps on them to death. What a sick cunt, who would even think of that. I'm fine with people hunting birds, I'm no animal rights leader, but when you go out of your way to nearly mutilate them, you're forgeted up. He also hates how HUNTING DOGS IS ILLEGAL, MEANING HE WANTS TO GO AROUND AND SHOOT PEOPLES DOGS FOR NO REASON. Hmm, this kind of rings a bell, doesn't it remind you of anything? Guns, Riddler, High-school gangs?
Yeah, I'm actually a
little bit concerned that they're going to pull off some sort of "tribute to Columbine", if you get what I'm saying.
Lastly to top the stuffcake, apparently the leaders now have "licenses" to be priests in our state. I have absolutely no idea what they're talking about, but they keep rambling on about it and I'm actually thinking that they might not be lying, (they probably are, I don't know how a 15 year-old would obtain that kind of license..) But anyways, this would be fine, but now they're calling their cult A RELIGION. They also refuse to marry gays, because "gays offend them". They literally were chanting "DOWN WITH GAYS", in the lobby the other day. What a bunch of degenerates. Not to mention, the creator of the group, I hate on a personal level. In previous years, he stole my girlfriend and then bragged about it for two years, die.
I would just ignore them, but this stuff is spreading like wildfire and I stuff you not,
some of the teachers endorse this "cult".
Dear cult forgets,
burn in hell
- xoxo forget you
