Author Topic: BLF tells jokes v1  (Read 1264 times)

a man walks into the bar and fails due to his insufficient law knowledge

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Rick Astley will let you borrow any Pixar movie in his collection, except one.

He's never gonna give you Up.

y'know there was once a restaurant on the moon

great food, bad atmosphere

Zoophilliac: Let's forget a dog!
child enthusiast: Make it a puppy!
Pyromaniac: Before we forget it we burn it!
Necrophilliac: Yes! we forget it after it's dead!
Everyone is jumping in excitement, then look at the masochist.
Masochist: WOOOOOOFFFF!!!!!

Why did Jane fall off the swing?

Because she was raped by a sloth

Knock knock!

Who's there?

The sloth


Why did Jane fall off the swing?

Because she was raped by a sloth

Knock knock!

Who's there?

The sloth
Why did little timmy fall off the swing?
Somebody threw a fridge at him.



How do you get a Jewish girls number?
You roll up her sleeve

a man walks into the bar and fails due to his insufficient law knowledge
I understood that. Good one.

What's 6 inches, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

(Not sure if I've already posted this one)

What's up?

Not the Germanwings flight