BLF tells jokes v1

[Nonnel]

a man walks into the bar and fails due to his insufficient law knowledge

[Ad Bot]

[NML Cygni]

betel's old posts
all that is needed to be said

[Bomb Kirby]

Rick Astley will let you borrow any Pixar movie in his collection, except one.

He's never gonna give you Up.

[The Resonte!]

y'know there was once a restaurant on the moon

great food, bad atmosphere

[Pie Crust]

Zoophilliac: Let's forget a dog!
child enthusiast: Make it a puppy!
Pyromaniac: Before we forget it we burn it!
Necrophilliac: Yes! we forget it after it's dead!
Everyone is jumping in excitement, then look at the masochist.
Masochist: WOOOOOOFFFF!!!!!

[Biostorm]

Why did Jane fall off the swing?

Because she was raped by a sloth

Knock knock!

Who's there?

The sloth

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

the holocaust

[plad101]

Why did Jane fall off the swing?

Because she was raped by a sloth

Knock knock!

Who's there?

The sloth

Why did little timmy fall off the swing?
Somebody threw a fridge at him.

[Snoop Da Dogg]

the holocaust

[Midevil Warrior]

the holocaust

;-)

[Sp00n.exe]

How do you get a Jewish girls number?
You roll up her sleeve

[Col. Derontchi]

a man walks into the bar and fails due to his insufficient law knowledge

I understood that. Good one.

What's 6 inches, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

(Not sure if I've already posted this one)

[MoltenKitten]

What's up?

Not the Germanwings flight

[Damp]

obesity

[TableSalt]

stereotypes