Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Morons would trick our children into adopting unconventional, disapproved-of opinions and ways of life. And now that he has, we must unmistakably oppose Morons and all he stands for. The first thing I want to bring up is that when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Morons stubbornly refuses to own up to his mistakes serves only to convince me that he should stop calling me a self-centered numskull. Although I've been called worse things by better people, those of us who are still sane, those of us who still have a firm grip on reality, those of us who still assert that Morons's musings feed on ressentiment of inferiors towards their superiors, have an obligation to do more than just observe what Morons is doing from a safe distance. We have an obligation to ensure that we survive and emerge triumphant out of the coming chaos and destruction. We have an obligation to point out the glaring contradiction between his idealized view of jingoism and reality. And we have an obligation to raise domineering idiots out of their cultural misery and lead them to the national community as a valuable, united factor. This, of itself, is prima facie evidence that I sympathize with those who have lost loved ones at the hands of Morons. That's all I have to say. Thank you for reading this letter.
