Now that I have read the entire thread, I will have to say this
Piecrust, you are one discusting being.
I think they should create a species named "Pie Crust" which is basicly ditto, and can forget anything.
Just seriously, though
You are one forgeted up forumer, and I think you should be punished.
While reading, I noticed you seem to be careless in your actions.
I will tell you what, a dog whom spreads its legs and wags its tail before you
just wants a nice rub on the belly. The belly is located in a low area on a dog, near the crotch area. Don't mix those up.
You don't need to /forget/ your dog to get along with it.
Just seriously, I've had 5 dogs in my life. (one i never met but shut up >:((( ) and
I have not done anything strange with them like that.
I have hugged them, snuggled with them, played with them, chilled with them.
My current dog is real cool too. But that doesn't mean I'll do that. He doesn't diserve that.
Your dog, although seems 'happy' is showing traits of unawareness.
Your dog is unaware of what the situation is, probably scarred for life even.
Parilized of shock, and I don't know how that could be, hm?
And really pie, you should REALLY avoid trying to talk back.
Because all you're doing is feeding a fire with coal.
Lots of it.