Kill On Sight: A DayZ-ish Adventure (Dead)

[Seath45]

• You must be mistaken.

[Ad Bot]

[Agent Legit 22]

• You must be mistaken.

[tber123]

• You must be mistaken.

"Oh stuff." the Recruiter exclaims. "What the hell are we going to do with this bambi?

The other guy next to the recruiter recieves a message on the radio.

Radio Voice 1: "Hey! We found a guy claiming to be the new recruit at the front door, but the new recruit is already down there with you!"

Recruiter's Bodyguard: "No, the guy at the front door IS the new recruiter. The one down here isn't."

The recruiter's bodyguard turns to face you.

"Sit tight while we get the real recruit over here. The initiation test for our clan involves defeating someone in unarmed combat, and you'll be the lucky punching bag."

Somehow, your captors forgot to search you when they dragged you here.

Nearby People + Equipped weapons:
Recruiter (Crowbar)
Recruiter's Bodyguard (Crowbar)
Outside Guard (Hatchet)

Inventory:
Crowbar
Makarov (Empty)
UDP Compact (Empty)
Rags x1
Rotten fruit x1
Dirty water x1
M249 (42/100 rounds, moderately damaged)
AK (Damaged, Empty)

Health: Heavily wounded

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[Agent Legit 22]

Kill everyone in the room with the M249

[Seath45]

Kill everyone in the room with the M249

Theres a guy in the window, and their too close, so when you pull it out they'll hit you.

[tber123]

Kill everyone in the room with the M249

Kill everyone in the room with the M249

*BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM*

PirateZ was killed.

Recruiter's Bodyguard: Holy mother of....



Recruiter's Bodyguard: DIE!

The Recruiter's Bodyguard takes a swing at you with the crowbar, but you block it with the M249 and knock his weapon out of his hands, quickly disarming him.



You then grab his head and rapidly smash the back of his skull into the wall, eventually cracking it. Your victim lets out a final groan as you see his grey matter spill out the back of the gasmask.

Gangstallicious was killed.



"Jesus Christ! What the hell have you done? This is SausageKingOfChicago14 to the rest of the PDX Clan Teamspeak! Perigee is officially Kill On Sight!"



"The last thing you'll see is my grinning face, you motherfu---"



SausageKingOfChicago14 was killed.

You rudely interrupt the man in the middle of his ranting with some well aimed lead poisoning.



The alarm begins to ring throughout the PDX Clan base.



"You heard the Sausage King Of Chicago, we've got a pest to exterminate! Move!"



"So we finally get to see some action?"

"Yup. Everyone on me, we're going to flush him out!"



"I don't know about you, but I doubt that we'll get out of this alive."

"Me too, man. You heard the weapon the guy was carrying, right? The M249? Who knows how much ammo he has in that thing?."



Loot acquired from the bodies of the three previous men you killed: Medical pack x2, Makarov Mags x3, Hatchet, Can of Beans, Concussion Grenade.



The other clan members rush into the hallway. The Clan Founder barks an order at you.

"Come on out and surrender so we can kill you already!"

Inventory:
Crowbar
Hatchet
Makarov (8/8 rounds, 2 mags left)
UDP Compact (Empty)
Rags x1
Can of Beans
Concussion Grenade x1
Rotten fruit x1
Dirty water x1
M249 (30/100 rounds, moderately damaged)
AK (Damaged, Empty)
Medical pack x2

Health: Heavily wounded

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[Seath45]

Use a med pack and throw the grenade, then mow them down.

[Agent Legit 22]

Use a med pack and throw the grenade, then mow them down.

[tber123]

Use a med pack and throw the grenade, then mow them down.

*BOOM*

WhosDaMan was killed.
ALADEEN MADAFAKA!!! was killed.
AlohaSnackBar911 was killed.
ConservativeScum was killed.



One clan member survives the explosion and runs off injured.



The clan members at the end of the hallway begin spraying bullets in your direction, hoping to suppress you.



You blindfire the M249 around a corner, killing two.



"Hey, you got the grenades ready?"

"Flush and destroy."



"This is how a REAL MAN takes care of pests, ladies! UNLEASH THE FIREWORKS!"



"Frag out!"



The frag grenade bounces off the wall and next to your foot.



Meanwhile, the guy with the RPG prepares to fire. His two companions continue to spray bullets down the hallway.

• Action: _____________________

Inventory:
Crowbar
Hatchet
Makarov (8/8 rounds, 2 mags left)
UDP Compact (Empty)
Rags x1
Can of Beans
Rotten fruit x1
Dirty water x1
M249 (15/100 rounds, moderately damaged)
AK (Damaged, Empty)
Medical pack x1

Health: Moderately Wounded

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[Ragequit]

run into that door

[Seath45]

Kick the grenade!

[tber123]

Kick the grenade!

"Aw stuff."

"It was nice knowing you, man."

BlockMonglerHeadCrabZ was killed.
BlazingStoner420 was killed.



The guys at the end of the hallway fire the RPG.

"BURN, starfish, BURN!"

run into that door

You dive into the doorway, however.



You survive with massive injuries and bleeding. The PDX Clan members stop spraying bullets down the hallway.

"Is he dead? Someone go check."

You hear three footsteps approaching.

Inventory:
Crowbar
Hatchet
Makarov (8/8 rounds, 2 mags left)
UDP Compact (Empty)
Rags x1
Can of Beans
Rotten fruit x1
Dirty water x1
M249 (15/100 rounds, moderately damaged)
AK (Damaged, Empty)
Medical pack x1

Health: Near death, bleeding heavily

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[NotBomberguy]

use medpack, if you see them or they see you, hatchet one and crowbar other, spray down the remaining with m249, if you run out of ammo, spray and pray the makarov

[Agent Legit 22]

use medpack, if you see them or they see you, hatchet one and crowbar other, spray down the remaining with m249, if you run out of ammo, spray and pray the makarov

[tber123]

use medpack

The medpack slows the bleeding down and heals you.



"What the hell? No bodies. Did that starfish combat log?"

spray down the remaining with m249

"Oh shi---"



HypeTrain was killed.
MaiWaifu was killed.
EmiUraBAE was killed.



You spray the survivors down with the M249. You have less than ten rounds left in it. You loot all the bodies in the hallway.

Loot Acquired: M16 + 2 mags, another can of beans, TRS-301 Assault Rifle, RPG, Handcuffs, Mountain Dew, backpack.

All this loot is getting a bit heavy to carry by hand.



(LOCAL CHAT)Putin22: Friendly! I surrender!



As you look around, you notice prison cells with multiple people being held hostage.



You honestly aren't sure how to deal with the surrendering man.

• Now what: _____________________________ ________

Inventory:
Backpack
Crowbar
Hatchet
Makarov (8/8 rounds, 2 mags left)
UDP Compact (Empty)
Rags x1
Can of Beans x2
Rotten fruit x1
Dirty water x1
M249 (3/100 rounds, moderately damaged)
AK (Damaged, Empty)
M16 (30 rounds, 2 mags)
TRS-301 Assault Rifle (17 rounds)
RPG (No rockets)
Handcuffs
Mountain Dew

Health: Moderately wounded, bleeding lightly. Slightly slowed down from all the loot being carried.

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