So I went bike riding today, and it was the worst time of my life.

[Alkatjo]

iirc sudden pain can cause blackouts and fatigue, isn't a total anomaly when someone passes out because of pain.
 

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[Rainzx¹]

I once crashed my bicycle so badly that it broke in half.

[Frequency]

I once crashed my bicycle so badly that it broke in half.

was it made of styrofoam lol

[Rally]

i've had a few

• Locked up my bike at school for an exam, rained while I took the exam. Got on my bike afterward, but since it was wet as stuff (stupid as forget bike racks have no overhang) the brakes failed as I broke to turn left down a ramp next to a staircase. Flew down the staircase. Managed to keep it under control to the bottom but it beat the stuff out of my ass as I juttered down them.
• Same stuff happened again (wet brakes) but this time with a brick wall. Thank god for helmets.
• Was riding down the sidewalk when I was adjusting a strap on my helmet, slightly swerved over to the other side of the pathway, some starfish rides directly into me, no bell or nothing, i skid on my shoulder and hand, went home bleeding everywhere
• Chain fell off (gear skipped) as I came off a curb, bike stalled, almost threw me over the handlebars into oncoming traffic, caught control of it but had bad rubber burns all over my legs

forget bikes

[Tumbleweed]

I once got a bolt stuck in my forehead, it was still on the wall

[Tayasaurus]

i got hit by a bus and got away with a broken leg and a mangled bicycle. He swerved into the bicycle lane

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

My friend and I were playing cops and robbers near his old elementary school last fall. We used to play it a lot when we were younger and when he lived close to me. We were on bikes. I was the cop. I wait for him for 5 minutes, and he's not driving by. Turns out, he accidentally hit the corner of the wall and forgeted up his bike a little. cried like a bitch He walked it off no problem, but got a big scratch on one of his legs. I'll see if he can get on BLF to confirm

[Rigel]

I once had to ride to a 7/11 on a bike when I was drunk for the first time. I fell, dropped my Slurpee, and almost got hit by a car. T'was fun.

[Alyx Vance]

i've had a few

• Chain fell off (gear skipped) as I came off a curb, bike stalled, almost threw me over the handlebars into oncoming traffic, caught control of it but had bad rubber burns all over my legs

forget bikes

I hate it when the gear slips on bikes, its a pain in the ass. Literally. I had a bike thats gear shifter got bent somehow so it'd skip gears without even switching gears. Eventually just tore it off and removed the chain slack.

[BluetoothBoy]

I once got a bolt stuck in my forehead, it was still on the wall

Like, an actual bolt? Or was it a screw or nail? A bolt isn't at all sharp, so that would have been amazing.

My bike tire suddenly stopped once and I flew over the handlebars. Inertia's a bitch.

I once used the front brakes only on my mountain bike. Back wheel went up, I came off the seat, went over the handlebars feet-first, and managed to land on my feet in front of my bike, hands still on the handlebars. To this day I still wonder how that happened.

[Nonnel]

I once got a bolt stuck in my forehead, it was still on the wall

I thought you meant a lightning bolt for a sec

[Aoki¹]

i broke my arm on the boy scout bike safety day in the second grade

was ironic as forget

[redoctober2009]

ITT: dumbasses who never learned to use the rear brake for sudden stops.

[BluetoothBoy]

ITT: dumbasses who never learned to use the rear brake for sudden stops.

Or, in my case, someone who had never experienced the unparalleled stopping power of v-brakes.

[MiniMeatwad]

pain is good.
bleeding out. major infections. breaking your bones. possiblely brain damage, dying. any other form of such that can really harm your body, is infact bad for you.